A touch of Sweetness

Sunday, May 18, 2008

LETTER TO UZUMAKI NARUTO FROM UCHIHA SASUKE.

DEAR NARUTO,
JUST IN CASE YOU DUNNO WHO THIS IS...I M YR PAL FROM KONOHA...THE ONE WHO KEEPS CALLING YOU A LOSER.YES...IT IS I...UCHIHA SASUKE!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!BY NOW,I'LL BE AT OROCHIMARU'S HIDEOUT...JUST WRITING TO LET U KNOW HOW THINGS HAVE BEEN AT THE HIDEOUT...
AFTER I TOTALLY KICKED YR SORRY ASS,OROCHIMARU WELCOMED ME BY GIVING ME WAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED.A GIANT SNAKE FOR A PET!^-^!OK...THIS IS D PART U START SCREAMING U WANT ONE TOO WELL...TOO BAD!I MEAN...U'VE ALREADY YR GIGANTIC UGLY TOAD SO I FIGURED I SHOULD HAVE ONE GIGANTIC UGLY PET AS WELL.YEAH!THAT'LL SHOW U U UGLY SHIT-FACE!THANKS TO 'SNAKEY',ALL D GALS IN THE NEIGHBOURING COUNTRIES R CLAWING AT EACH OTHER 4 ME!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!BEAT THAT ITACHI!
OH YEAH...OROCHIMARU GOT ME THIS REALLY COOL SWORD...MAN!IT ROCKS!I CAN PASS MY CHIDORI THROUGH IT AND I CAN PUT IT IN MY BELT!HOW COOL IS THAT?I EVEN CHANGED MY COSTUME!OK...SO IT LOOKS REALLY NOOB BUT NEVERMIND...I CAN CHANGE IT AFTER OROCHIMARU'S DEAD...BUT DUN TELL HIM I'M GONNA KILL HIM.
DUN EVEN TRY TO SEND OUT ANOTHER SEARCH PARTY TO LOOK OR ME CAUSE...I'LL REALLY KICK YR ASS THIS TIME AND WHEN YOU END UP ON A DEATH LIST DUN BLAME ME.

UCHIHA SASUKE

-when are you coming back? ;