Sunday, August 31, 2008
Yo everyone!I m using large font 'cause Rachel saye she can't see...JIA YOU RACHEL KOA QIAN TENG! She's havin her piano exams n she MUST get distinction!MWAHAHAHA!
By d way...just got me piano exam marks...I got 127...3 points away from Distinction...me teacher nearly killed me..ALAMACK!!!!Oh yeah...i'm moving somewhen in October to Teck Whye...then me dad go tell uncles in church I plan on cycling 2 school...how can?I'm a girl,i can't cycle while wearing a skirt...
Last night I had a bad dream...I dreamt I was on this jetty out in a resevoir with me church pals n there were these leeches which kept crawling all about...we had 2 escape to dry land,so I ran to land, grabbed our packs and Hannah did this trick with a matchstick which let us see in the dark...WEIRD...Anyone spot any stupid part of this dream besides d matchstick part?
Well...after I woke up, i started thinking...if I could run to land to get our bags,why dun we all just run to land n escape in d first place?Damn scary loh...those leeches...dun worry...hanma's love story sequel coming soon!
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Thursday, August 28, 2008
Once upon atime in BPGHS, there lived a gal called HanYan studying in class 203. One day, her friend Ruth wrote 'Lavi loves HanYan' on the whiteboard. Everyone thought dat she was talking about some guy in Class 201 called Ah Ming and laughed at poor HanYan. so in a fit of rage, HanYan killed Ruth. Now, the adventure is about to begin!
Qiujin:Yo people...hey! Where's Ruth?
Rachel: Er...dunno leh.
Muijie: HanYan killed her yesterday over d Lavi thing.
Qiujin: Huh? But she still owes me 2 bucks!
Rachel: Sigh...guess we have 2 change SAILORS 2 SAILOR now...
At that moment, a tall confused-looking guy with red hair walked into d class.
203: WHO D HELL R U?
Qiujin: Why r u wearing an eyepatch?
Guy: Er...is this 203?
Hanyan: OMG! U R LAVI!
Guy: OMG! U KNOW MY NAME! STRIKE!
The class looked on dumbly as Lavi tried to propose to HanYan. Suddenly...
BOOM!!!!
Chuajeng: Wat d F***?!
A tall guy holding a bazooka ran into the classroom n grabbed Hanyan's hand.
Ah Ming: Hanyan my love!
Hanyan: Let me go u idiot!
Lavi: Wat r u saying? Hanyan is MY love!
Ah Ming: No loh! I have loved her ever since we were kids n u just got here!
Rachel: So u r a stalker?
Ah Ming: No lah u baboon! it's just an expression!
Lavi: I dun care! Hanyan is MINE!
Ah Ming: NO! HANYAN IS MINE!
Lavi: MINE!
Ah Ming: SHADDUP!
He grabbed Hanyan and started firing d bazooka at Lavi.
MuiJie: PLANK! Rescue Hanyan!
Jiayu:Leave it 2 me!
YuanTeng:Qiujin! Pass me d volleyball!
Qiujin: CATCH!
Together, YuanTeng and JiaYu 'spiked' Ah ming's head.
Ah Ming: OUCH!
Lavi: I WILL SAVE U HANYAN!
Hanyan: NOooo! MIND YR OWN BUSINESS!
Lavi: HAMMER!!!
He sent his weapon crashing into Ah Ming who flew outta d class.
Ah Ming: I'M BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!
Muijie: We saved HanMa!
Kilice: Later so CCK HanMa treat!
Hanyan: WHAT?!
Lavi: Dun worry...
Hanyan: Shaddup u!
Rachel: Hanyan, must cool down...
Weesin: Yeah, later get heart attack...
Yuanteng: Yeah, must play ball so can self-defend ok?
Muijie: Listen 2 yr...
Hanyan: Quiet! I dun wanna listen! U guys just ruined my day!
Lavi: B my gal!
Hanyan: NEVER!
Lavi: from now on I pay 4 all yr expenses k?
Hanyan: Where shall we go after school darling?
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After school, Lavi treated 203 2 eat at Jack's place.
Junheng: I WANT BEEF STEAK!
Tinfang: SALMON!
Bear: I WANT...wat do bears eat ah?
Muijie: Kilice! Dat's MY steak!
Kilice: But I bite it already leh!
Yuanteng: Haha! OY! JIAYU! Put down my vodka!
Rachel: Pity Ruth not here loh...
Lavi: Who's Ruth?
Weesin: Hanyan killed her.
Lavi: WHAT?
Hanyan: Er...
Lavi: Wow! Hanyan-chan! U R AMAZING!
Hanyan: ...
Chuajeng: Aren't u an anime character from d-gray man?
Qiujin: Yeah, wat r u doing here?
Lavi: Long story... lemme take u to d past...
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Lavi: Kanda-kun? Wat r u doing?
Kanda: Mind yr F****** business u F****** rabbit!
Lavi: Why r u carrying such a heavy box?
Kanda: My science experiment!
Lavi: Oooh...lemme see!
Kanda: Let go u bastard!
Lavi: Hmm... WAH! So many potions! So colourful!
Kanda: PUT DAT DOWN! U WILL BREAK IT!
Lavi: Real world transportation potion...Sounds interesting!
Kanda: It's my very own invention...hey! NO! DUN DRINK IT!...
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Lavi: N dat's how I got here. Yr principal nabbed me n dumped me in this class.
Lucas: I see... that potion must have been a special embryo magnetic field liquid which allows metamorphosis to take place in...
203: SHUT UP!
Hanyan: Poor Lavi...
Rachel: If only we could help...
Lavi: I dun mind staying here with Hanyan!
Muijie: But I mind! Stop hogging my best pal!
Hanyan: Dun get jealous...
Lavi: Yeah, u can be my sis-in-law!
Kilice: But u r not even married yet!
Jiayu: Yuahteng! Put down my frenchfries!
Hanyan: Lavi, u should go back.
Lavi bowed his head sadly.
Lavi: I dun wanna lose u...
Hanyan: I'll always b in yr heart...
Rachel: Sniff... so sad!
Chuajeng: Wah! So touching!
Qiujin: Weesin! Dun touch my cola!
Hanyan: But how do we get u back?
Weesin: I think I hav an idea...
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Muijie: Er...why r we here?
Kilice: I wanna go home!
Rachel:Mum says we should always sleep by nine...
Hanyan: Shhh!
Chuajeng: It's scary... why r we in a graveyard?
Tingfeng: Let's go home lah!
Weesin: Shaddup! Here we r!
The 203 crew peered down at Ruth's grave.
Lavi: R u sure about this my love?
Hanyan: Yes!
Weesin: Ok guys, remember, your voices have to be strong when we raise her!
Bear: Wat hell?
Qiujin: R u sure this is a good idea?
Yuanteng: Dun worry! I'll protect u!
Weesin: Shh!Ready? Ready, 1,2,3...
203: U RAISE ME UP... SO I CAN STAND ON MOUNTAINS... U RAISE ME...
Suddenly, their singing was cut off when a hand stuck out of the ground. Jason ang and Jeshrei fainted.
Lavi:Is it working?
203: DUH!
Hanyan: Ruth! Welcome back!
Ruth dusted herself and glared at hanyan.
Ruth: Thanks 4 killing me...
Hanyan: Sorry lah... we have a problem here...
Ruth: Lemme guess, Lavi drank a potion and popped out into our world rite?
203: How u know?
Ruth:D-gray man volume 17 says so.
203: ...
Lavi; So how do I get back?
Ruth: You kiss her lah!
Hanyan: WAT?!
Lavi: Yeah!
Muijie: NOOO!
Yuanteng: Kiss!
Lavi: Come to my arms!
Together, PLANK n 203 pushed Lavi n Hanyan together...
MUACKS!!!
Hanyan: Hey! It worked! he's gone!
Rachel: Dun b sad HanMa...
Kilice: Yeah! U still have me!
Hanyan: But I want Lavi! WAHHH!
Chuajeng: Dun worry, u will b 2gether someday!
Hanyan: Sniff... I hope so...
THE END
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Friday, August 22, 2008
Holidays are coming, end-of-year is also coming.Lols.I won't end up with the rest of the sailors next year...dats my prediction.I dun care if u dun understand.I hate this planet,I hate this earth,I hate this planet,I hate everything,everyone,and most of all,I hate myself.But guess wat?i can't kill myself,so I'll run,and now I've tasted warmth I can shall be colder than ever.
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WOW!Finally can type in colour...stupid lah...i kept using d Edit Html instead of d Compose...Whatever...
Today I used Killice's red marker 2 draw on me hand...now I can't get it off...HELP!Now I look like a prisoner
with o.1134 on me hands...It was supposed 2 be hello...turn it around on the calculator n see...
Anyway...My results really suck n I dun think I can end up with d rest of the sailors...I fail my science by 1 mark.
And evryone's so damn good...DARN!!!!I must work harder...Yes...dat shall b my motto...
Haha...enjoying using all d colours...lol.Oh yeah...someone told me dat spending more than an hour on the com
will let u have cancer...hey...WHAT THE HELL M I DOING HERE ANYWAY!OH NOOO!
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Sunday, August 17, 2008
Sophia Chua n Eyore...who's cuter?
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Lately the olympic games have been going on n on no on...HELL LAH!WHAT'S SO FREAKING CUTE ABOUT THOSE 5 CHINA MASCOTS?My parents watch nothing but d games everyday...I sian so instead of studyin Maths like a good girl,I typing rubbish here...
Yesterday KaiRen,the leader of d JYF(HuaChong genius) led us to this deserted spot at Sunset way at around eight to nine to eat ICECREAM at the daily scoop.U see, it was Doreen's birthday so we went there 2 eat...n play hp games...I was watching SiYuan play 'silent Hill' n it's quite scary...BOO!
There very shiok loh1U can taste any flavour u want...i still got the stick they gave me to try the ice on...Siyuan had Jackfruit,Zi en had stout(but he didn't let me eat...saye i too small...) I think qi ying ate almost all of KaiRen's vanilla and our 'Tuanzhang' was giving him d -_-...look.there was this small little table less than an arm's length long n
KaiRen
SiYuan
QiuRu
Vincent
Qiying
Doreen
Zi En
esther
me
all crammed there in dat tiny shop...so embarrassing...there were so many ang mohs n 'high class' guys who came in n they kept staring at us...so rude!oh yeah...yesterday was such a beautiful full moon night dat we walked all d way back to the bus stop...the girls saw this cute foreigner n started...u know...then zi En kept kicking my shoe until his nail jammed into his toe and he howled...
yeah...we had lots of fun...but go home almost 10...they say if see me out at 11 I will get arrested,then next day my face appear in newspaper...but no one will see anyway...I so ugly they probably put sack over me head first...HAHAHA...
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Aiyahh...D-gray man episode catch up with manga already!I want to read it before I watch it!STUPID!Normally one episode takes only 3 manga chapters but thistime they take about 5...n finished d book...Manga 15...HURRY UP ALREADY!
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Sorry loh...wanted 2 put em all on 1 post but me blog siao one...SEE!WE COOK SO MUCH FOOD!HAHAHA!YUM!LOL!And here is Sophia n WanTing n Pooh n Eeyore!
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Hahaha.More pics.we r one big family...messin up YinHuan daoshi's place...
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Yesterday I went for JYF(junior youth fellowship) at YinHuan Daoshi's house.It was foodie day and they put lots of food on d table for us to choose and cook.Our theme was 'Faith' so we cooked this omelette and watermelon thingy...The omelette was supposed 2 be this guy called Issac who got sacrificed on an alter(hotdogs and minced chicken)but was saved by God.I was explaining this,then Vincent asked 'so who's the angel who's gonna save issac?".So I took this cucumber and made it fly in the air...next question he asked was..."so later we're going to disect Issac ah?"(remember he means the omellete LOL)
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Monday, August 11, 2008
Wowee...I'm stuck on anime and manga now...Too much...next year gotta work hard or I xiao liao...but how?I read too many comic books I'm starting 2 act like one of them...and everyone keeps playing volleyball all d time...I have nothing against it but I'm getting kinda depressed over it bcause I can't play well n people start comparin...hey!but I'm not the sporty kind so just leave me alone!I'm just EMO.
Oh...by d way...I got so stoked about a piece of news...LOL!D-gray man was drawn by a female!The worl'd finest female comic artist!N 2 think I always thought she was a male!WHOOHOO!Men aren't always at d top after all!(no offence)Yeah...saiyuki reload was also created by a female,n that's scary 'cause its full of vulgarities n stuff...I dun wanna list them down but obviously,the f word is used like 'hello' in the comic books.Each time u read one of d comics,u kinda hav 2 wash yr head...
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Monday, August 4, 2008
Until I find that person, until I slit his throat,
until his blood runs down my hand,and kisses the dew,
Until his beating heart ceases to storm,
and metal slides into flesh and bone.
Until his existence is but a memory,
his memories are but dust,and
his dreams are shattered like the pieces
of the heart he smashed eons ago.
when he and I were still comrades,
and I had him by my hand,
but I'll never forgive the deed he did.
Never forget
Never forgive
And so until his blood runs and mixes with
the dew,
I will keep walking,
I will keep stalking
and when I find him,
The path I take will end
Title: I will keep walking
P.S (nuthing 2 do with D-gray man)
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Friday, August 1, 2008
Ok...this is weird but I can't type with colour when I'm posting.Anyways...remember during Maths I threw a pen at Wee Sin?Hell...well it hit the table and made this loud noise...to make things worse, Mrs Toh turned around too fast...So wat did I do?I tried to look as innocent as possible but since evryone was lookin at me,Mrs Toh knew.But at least she didn't scold lah...she even smiled a bit!
Remember Peacock shouted at Jia Sheng, just in case none of u guys were watching, he almost slapped him...hell yeah, I saw his hand come down but he zipped it back like lightning.Is slapping a guy for being cheeky illegal?Because if he really landed that hit,I think it's really gonna hurt J.S a lot.
Oh yeah,I'll be moving house somewhere in November and I know, alot of u guys dunno I live in a church.Just wonderin if u know how it looks like...
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These r some of d things I put around my house.Places r:In front of T.V
On the lamp
On dining table
On study table
On phone drawer
Future places I am thinking of putting them include toilet, computer table or bookshelf
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AND LAST OF ALL, IN MEMORY OF THIS YEAR'S VOLLEYBALL SEASON...
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