A touch of Sweetness

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Once upon atime in BPGHS, there lived a gal called HanYan studying in class 203. One day, her friend Ruth wrote 'Lavi loves HanYan' on the whiteboard. Everyone thought dat she was talking about some guy in Class 201 called Ah Ming and laughed at poor HanYan. so in a fit of rage, HanYan killed Ruth. Now, the adventure is about to begin!

Qiujin:Yo people...hey! Where's Ruth?
Rachel: Er...dunno leh.
Muijie: HanYan killed her yesterday over d Lavi thing.
Qiujin: Huh? But she still owes me 2 bucks!
Rachel: Sigh...guess we have 2 change SAILORS 2 SAILOR now...

At that moment, a tall confused-looking guy with red hair walked into d class.

203: WHO D HELL R U?
Qiujin: Why r u wearing an eyepatch?
Guy: Er...is this 203?
Hanyan: OMG! U R LAVI!
Guy: OMG! U KNOW MY NAME! STRIKE!

The class looked on dumbly as Lavi tried to propose to HanYan. Suddenly...

BOOM!!!!

Chuajeng: Wat d F***?!

A tall guy holding a bazooka ran into the classroom n grabbed Hanyan's hand.

Ah Ming: Hanyan my love!
Hanyan: Let me go u idiot!
Lavi: Wat r u saying? Hanyan is MY love!
Ah Ming: No loh! I have loved her ever since we were kids n u just got here!
Rachel: So u r a stalker?
Ah Ming: No lah u baboon! it's just an expression!
Lavi: I dun care! Hanyan is MINE!
Ah Ming: NO! HANYAN IS MINE!
Lavi: MINE!
Ah Ming: SHADDUP!

He grabbed Hanyan and started firing d bazooka at Lavi.

MuiJie: PLANK! Rescue Hanyan!
Jiayu:Leave it 2 me!
YuanTeng:Qiujin! Pass me d volleyball!
Qiujin: CATCH!

Together, YuanTeng and JiaYu 'spiked' Ah ming's head.

Ah Ming: OUCH!
Lavi: I WILL SAVE U HANYAN!
Hanyan: NOooo! MIND YR OWN BUSINESS!
Lavi: HAMMER!!!

He sent his weapon crashing into Ah Ming who flew outta d class.

Ah Ming: I'M BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!
Muijie: We saved HanMa!
Kilice: Later so CCK HanMa treat!
Hanyan: WHAT?!
Lavi: Dun worry...
Hanyan: Shaddup u!
Rachel: Hanyan, must cool down...
Weesin: Yeah, later get heart attack...
Yuanteng: Yeah, must play ball so can self-defend ok?
Muijie: Listen 2 yr...
Hanyan: Quiet! I dun wanna listen! U guys just ruined my day!
Lavi: B my gal!
Hanyan: NEVER!
Lavi: from now on I pay 4 all yr expenses k?
Hanyan: Where shall we go after school darling?

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After school, Lavi treated 203 2 eat at Jack's place.

Junheng: I WANT BEEF STEAK!
Tinfang: SALMON!
Bear: I WANT...wat do bears eat ah?
Muijie: Kilice! Dat's MY steak!
Kilice: But I bite it already leh!
Yuanteng: Haha! OY! JIAYU! Put down my vodka!
Rachel: Pity Ruth not here loh...
Lavi: Who's Ruth?
Weesin: Hanyan killed her.
Lavi: WHAT?
Hanyan: Er...
Lavi: Wow! Hanyan-chan! U R AMAZING!
Hanyan: ...
Chuajeng: Aren't u an anime character from d-gray man?
Qiujin: Yeah, wat r u doing here?
Lavi: Long story... lemme take u to d past...

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Lavi: Kanda-kun? Wat r u doing?
Kanda: Mind yr F****** business u F****** rabbit!
Lavi: Why r u carrying such a heavy box?
Kanda: My science experiment!
Lavi: Oooh...lemme see!
Kanda: Let go u bastard!
Lavi: Hmm... WAH! So many potions! So colourful!
Kanda: PUT DAT DOWN! U WILL BREAK IT!
Lavi: Real world transportation potion...Sounds interesting!
Kanda: It's my very own invention...hey! NO! DUN DRINK IT!...

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Lavi: N dat's how I got here. Yr principal nabbed me n dumped me in this class.
Lucas: I see... that potion must have been a special embryo magnetic field liquid which allows metamorphosis to take place in...
203: SHUT UP!
Hanyan: Poor Lavi...
Rachel: If only we could help...
Lavi: I dun mind staying here with Hanyan!
Muijie: But I mind! Stop hogging my best pal!
Hanyan: Dun get jealous...
Lavi: Yeah, u can be my sis-in-law!
Kilice: But u r not even married yet!
Jiayu: Yuahteng! Put down my frenchfries!
Hanyan: Lavi, u should go back.

Lavi bowed his head sadly.

Lavi: I dun wanna lose u...
Hanyan: I'll always b in yr heart...
Rachel: Sniff... so sad!
Chuajeng: Wah! So touching!
Qiujin: Weesin! Dun touch my cola!
Hanyan: But how do we get u back?
Weesin: I think I hav an idea...

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Muijie: Er...why r we here?
Kilice: I wanna go home!
Rachel:Mum says we should always sleep by nine...
Hanyan: Shhh!
Chuajeng: It's scary... why r we in a graveyard?
Tingfeng: Let's go home lah!
Weesin: Shaddup! Here we r!

The 203 crew peered down at Ruth's grave.

Lavi: R u sure about this my love?
Hanyan: Yes!
Weesin: Ok guys, remember, your voices have to be strong when we raise her!
Bear: Wat hell?
Qiujin: R u sure this is a good idea?
Yuanteng: Dun worry! I'll protect u!
Weesin: Shh!Ready? Ready, 1,2,3...
203: U RAISE ME UP... SO I CAN STAND ON MOUNTAINS... U RAISE ME...

Suddenly, their singing was cut off when a hand stuck out of the ground. Jason ang and Jeshrei fainted.

Lavi:Is it working?
203: DUH!
Hanyan: Ruth! Welcome back!

Ruth dusted herself and glared at hanyan.

Ruth: Thanks 4 killing me...
Hanyan: Sorry lah... we have a problem here...
Ruth: Lemme guess, Lavi drank a potion and popped out into our world rite?
203: How u know?
Ruth:D-gray man volume 17 says so.
203: ...
Lavi; So how do I get back?
Ruth: You kiss her lah!
Hanyan: WAT?!
Lavi: Yeah!
Muijie: NOOO!
Yuanteng: Kiss!
Lavi: Come to my arms!

Together, PLANK n 203 pushed Lavi n Hanyan together...

MUACKS!!!

Hanyan: Hey! It worked! he's gone!
Rachel: Dun b sad HanMa...
Kilice: Yeah! U still have me!
Hanyan: But I want Lavi! WAHHH!
Chuajeng: Dun worry, u will b 2gether someday!
Hanyan: Sniff... I hope so...

THE END

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