A touch of Sweetness

Saturday, December 20, 2008

HELLO PEEPS! I'VE GONE INSANE!!!

yeah...and my dad's a rooster...now to get down to business...

ABOUT CAMBODIA:

We went on the plane and the food was DAMN AWESOME! I ate chicken and olive rice, then got tiramisu ice-cream! WAH LAO! I've never eaten so well!!!Anyway, Cambodia airport is not really high-class or anything but their drug-dogs,the ones who sniff out drugs are spaniels and they're HOT!!!(CUTE)

I thought we were gonna stay at a low-class hotel because when I got there, everything was very messy, a bit like Malaysia at the more wulu parts. Almost everyone was on motorcycles and u dunnit a license to ride one.I could have ridden one by myself but my mum dun let...

Anyway, the hotel turned out to be FIVE STARS!!!!The hotel room had a really cool bathroom with a jacuzzi-bathtub and the television has cable. We watched cartoonnetwork all day. Unfortunately, I dunno how to use bathtub and heater so kept bathing cold water...but its good 4 u!

Breakfast...was English BUFFET!!!GOT OMELLETE LEH!I was so happy! I thought we were gonna eat porridge or frog legs...the wedding was weird.I only went to the dinner. The guests arrive like...by themselves.And once one table have 10 people then can start eating already. And they can leave whenever they like. DUNNIT TO WAIT 4 ANYONE!!!
The dinner food was scary...there was this lamb salad but the meat was sweet and then...the roast chicken(their chicken is kampong chicken and flesh very hard) smelled weird, so I spat it out. LUCKY! My cousin and relatives ate it and had stomach aches...Oh yeah, the dessert was this weird grey pudding and dried fruits.We didn't dare touch it. Their fish also full of bones...

BUT LET'S FACE IT! THIS IS AN EX-WARTORN COUNTRY. And the food to them is first class..

And the hotel,got a lot of angmohs who sunbathe half naked around the swimming pool( I dun dare go down lol) The woman suntan their backs so they dun wear that thingy...Everytime we take the lift,its transparent so we can see out, and we can see them sunbathing...so scary...

All in all, it was an enriching experience, and I bought a cowboy hat too!We went to this tent bazaar and bought it. My cousin bought four branded shirts...Adidas and something else. Because all the factories r in cambodia so the shirts damn cheap, but I didn't buy one...Oh yeah, there was this uncle with only one leg selling books n postcards and when my cousin took me to see something, he suddenly appeared holding...er...porn postcards?My cousin turned away immediately and i seized an umbrella and WHACKED THE LIVING HELL OT OF DAT DIRTY OLD MAN!!!
(Yeah...and rachel's growing a moustache...)

Of course, the best part was when we went home...sorry man...but wat with bathing with cold water and eating buffet breakfast 4 4 straight days...I couldn't stand it anymore...and the airport closed so me n my cousin hijacked a private plane and we flew to singapore. The food this time was potatoes and fish but it tasted weird bcause the fish was bitter...we saw the singapore flyer and to tell the truth, singapore looks like an island full of blocks...meaning if a tsunami hits us, every flat will tumble.

THE END OF D WORLD IS COMING PEOPLE!!!

Boy...was I glad to b back...terminal 2 has this shop selling anime stuff...a lot of Naruto soft toys (which I think my aunt bought 4 me)

which reminds me...

ITACHI IS INNOCENT! HE KILLED HIS FAMILY UNDER ORDERS AND SPARED SASUKE! BUT DAT #%^$$%& SASUKE HASTENED HIS DEATH! ITACHI'S EYES WERE ALREADY KILLING HIM AND SASUKE STILL HAD TO FIGHT WITH HIM!!!!
IT'S SASUKE'S FAULT THAT ITACHI'S DEAD!!! I HATE HIM TO DEATH!!!ANYONE WHO LIKES HIM BETTER GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!

P.S...I haven't brought my books, or done Maths, or learnt Chinese words, or bought my dad's christmas present...HELP ME!!!

P.S.S I'll write about the camps I went to next time. Hopefully can put up pics and vid by then...I miss my house internet...

-when are you coming back? ;