We're supposed to be doing Chinese project this week...and Sihui refuses to step into my house so we're ACTING WITHOUT HER!!!
Huiyu was supposed to send Xueyi a raft of the script but it never reached Xueyi...The story will now be outlined in this short series of smses...
But first things first..
THE CAST...
This is Xueyi(Ciel),the enraged Master of the project
This is Huiyu(Grell)The guy who was supposed to send in the draft but mysteriously disappeared
This is Sihui(Lau) who refuses to step into my house...
This is Shihan(Maylene), a star character in the filming...who COULDN'T COME SO WE HAD TO CALL OFF THE ENTIRE FRICKIN' THING!
And last of all comes ME!The REALLY REALLY pissed-off RUTH(Sebastein).Loyal butler of Xueyi,(the guy with the blue eyes...)
Here we go!
Xueyi(Ciel):I feel like Ciel today.Sebastein,send me the draft!It's an order!
Ruth(Sebastein):Er...Huiyu(Grell) has yet to send me the draft.Shall I ENCOURAGE her to step on it?(takes out a knife)
Xueyi(Ciel):Why not a fork?
Ruth(Sebastein):Prince Soma is busy building a sculpture of an elephant with all your cutlery in the drawing room.Shall I dispose of him my lord?
Xueyi(Ciel):Do it now!
Ruth(Sebastein):Enjoy your tea master.Farewell!Shall I plunge the knife into her heart if she refuses?
Xueyi(Ciel):Do it!It's an order!Kill her if she doesn't do it!
Sebastein messages Grell...
Ruth(Sebastein):Where's the draft?Do not test the limits of my master's patience.(unshealths a knife)
Seconds later...
Ruth(Sebastein):Grell has mysteriously disappeared from the human world.
Xueyi(Ciel):He might be hiding!Use your charm to find him! He's attracted to you.Anyway,pls inform me of the things needed to be brought on Monday. I need the script from Grell right away!If not it will affect our work on Monday!
Ruth(Sebastein):Grell will provide the script by tmr morning.Meanwhile, would you like a cup of Earl Grey tea?
Minutes later...
Ruth(Sebastein):Grell will be sending the draft to Maylene(Shihan) who will send it to you by 11 the next morning.
Xueyi(Ciel):Until then I shall enjoy my hundreds of comic books.Make sure it reaches me on time or I won't be able to finish it on time!Remind Grell that she'll be waiting for us at 10.30 at Lot1 and tell her to bring any props she may be holdng.
The next day...
Xueyi(Ciel):Maylene didn't send me Grell's work!
Ruth(Sebastein):...I tire of their idiocricies...Grell will be trying again later in the morning.
Xueyi(Ciel):What about killing Grell in front of me!Is Grell coming tmr?
Ruth(Sebastein):Yes my lord.How should I do it?And the draft's with Grell you know...
Xueyi(Ciel):Right in front of my eyes, I want to see Grell die at your hands,Sebastein.I shall allow him to live another day
Ruth(Sebastein):Wat about Maylene?
Xueyi(Ciel):Yes.Before my eyes too!
Note:In the end thanks to Grell's missing script and Maylene's absense, we couldn't do the project on monday...
THE END
