Part three of TURBULANCE!THE BPGHS ATOBE!...boy...we're getting really tired of this ah???
After BPGHS caught fire, Atobe decided against all odds to rebuild it...that was until he saw Hwa Chong, decided that it would be a better location and bribed the principal to exchange schools with BP.
Huiyu:So basically...you rebuilt our school, gave it to the Hwa Chong guys and exchanged schools...
Atobe:Yes.They have lovely grounds...on a hill and let's face it...the girls in the opposite school look a lot nicer than the ones here...
Oshitari,Tezuka,Sanada and Niou:I TOTALLY DISAGREE!!!
Fuji:...I doubt they'll have pretty fingers there...
Atobe:Aw just stop whining!!!
The Bpians looked on in awe as several HwaChong people began leading the various classes around the campus.Atobe's crew had smartened it up so now...it looked like a palace.
Zuhairah:WAH!!!The cafe is still here!
Huiling:So's the swimming pool...wait a minute...since when did we have water slides and a lazy river???
Ruth:Erk...I hate this place...brings back too many awful memories...
Kirihara:What memories?
Ruth:Well...I was the onlyone at the ASEAN summit and...HEY! WHEN DID YOU GET HERE???
Kirihara:I'm in 4L1 too!Hey...you knoew who that gal is???The tall silent one with the salt and pepper hair?
Ruth:Er...the one that keeps going TEZUKA...KUNIMITSU...?
Kirihara:Yeah.Who's she?
Oshitari:Knock it off Kirihara, she's Tezuka's.
Kirihara:Says who?She likes him because she hasn't gotten a load of ME yet!
Sanada:OY!You're too noisy!I can't hear what the tour guide is saying!
Kirihara:Sorry senpai...but Tezuka's a really ugly old man...
The building's original three-storey library had miraculously sprouted three more extra stories, and the music room had a gallery where the C.O or Band members could play.There was an indoor ice-skating rink, a rock wall, and ponds full of colourful tropical fish.The only problem was...
Huiyu:Sheesh...Where's the girl's room?
Atobe:What girl's room?
Huiyu:THE TOILET YOU DOLT!!!
In all the excitement of purchasing the campus, Atobe had forgotten one very important thing.
Shihan:Hwa Chong's a Boy's school...so they didn't bother to install any toilets for women...
Huiyu:WHAT!!!THAT'S INSANE!!!
Zuhairah:Maybe you could do it in the pond...we'll cover you.
Yueyu:Er...
Atobe:I'll handle this!
Immediately, he whipped out a handphone and began barking orders into it.
HwaChong Guy:HEY!No handphones on the campus!
Atobe:Not on my watch, buddy.Kabaji!
Kabaji:Usu!
Atobe:Get rid of that annoying pesk.He's getting on my nerves.
Kabaji:Usu!
The next moment, the HwaChong guy was sitting in a pond watching the classes go by. Atobe smirked and climbed onto the podium in the courtyard.
Atobe:ATTENTION EVERYONE!
BPians:ATOBE!ATOBE!ATOBE!ATOBE!
Huiling:This is getting ridiculous...
Oshitari:That's his way...
Kaidoh:SSSsss...show off.
Momo:Yeah...why don't they try yelling MOMO!MOMO!MOMO! for a change?
Kaidoh:Cause you're stupid...
Momo:YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!
Atobe silenced the audience with a snap of his fingers, then he pointed up at the sun shining high above his silver head...
Atobe:Me.
School:AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Female teachers:ATOBE!WE LOVE YOU!
Sihui:Tezuka Kunimitsu...
Atobe:Ok people, we've just arrived in a new school, and since Mr Lee is still AWAY for some personal reasons, I shall be the new principal of this school!
Yukimura:I smell the scent of disaster...
Atobe:So I declare this entire week a Sports week!You guys still have to come to school, but you can wear anything you like and play any sport you want!
Oshi:Serious???!!!
Tezuka:Oshi...he's not talking about us.
Inui:The chances of everybody playing Tennis is about 94.741%
School:YAYYY!!!!
Atobe:Further more...there shall be a school prom at the end of this week at the hall.
Yueyu:PROM???But we haven't even finished our O's yet!
Atobe:Dun worry folks!I've just contacted the ministry of education that our school has contacted a rare strain of disease...so you're all unfit to take any exams or injections for as long as I'm here!
Yueyu:Ok.I love him.
Huiyu:HEY!
Shihan:Whatcha getting so defensive about?You LIKE him???
Huiyu:No!(blushes)
Ruth:There goes another spinster...
Xueyi:It was bond to happen some day...
Suddenly, a terrific crash sounded in the heavens, and a tiny red whirlwind appeared out of nowhere. The sky turned stormy grey and an unnatural wind began to brew.
Sihui:What's going on?
Fuji:I don't know leh...
Tezuka:Atobe, get the students inside...
Atobe:You dun have to tell me...EVERYONE!GET INSIDE THE BUILDINGS!!!
Suddenly, a hail of round, hard objects began spinning down to Earth. One of them caught Yukimura on the head and he crashed to the ground with a thump.
Sanada:YUKIMURA!!!
Girls:YUKIMURA!!!
Atobe:NOW!
Huiyu:You heard the man!RUN!!!
The entire school began to stampede towards the direction of the blocks as the hail began to strike people down mercilessly.Thunder boomed and lightning flashed as the red whirlwind unleashed its onslaught of destruction
Ruth:Almost there...
Shihan:Ruth!WATCH OUT!
Something bounced off Ruth's head, and she fell down in a dead faint. The object rolled over to the feet of her stunned friends.
Everyone(I wish...):RUTH!!!
Oshitari scowled as he picked up the blood-stained object that had conked out Ruth.
Oshitari:It's a tennis ball...
Momo:Seriously?
Tezuka:I knew that whirlwind looked familiar...
Sanada:YUKIMURA!!!
Huiling:...I think I'll go get hit by a ball too...
Yueyu:COME BACK YOU IDIOT!IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!
A fallisade of balls shot down towards the Tennis guys and the 4L1 girls(because they were the only ones stupid enough to remain standing in the middle of the courtyard)
Atobe:Kabaji!
Kabaji:Usu!
With a roar, the mighty man swung out a tennis racquet and deflected the balls that attempted to knock his master out.
Shihan:AAAA!!!
Fuji scowled, his blue eyes flashing open. With a flourish, he darted in front of Shihan and raised his own racquet.
Fuji:The Swallow returns!!!The balls flew away from Fuji's racquet like Swallows themselves when he executed one of his trademark moves.
Shihan:Woah...Thanks a lot Fuji.
Fuji:Dun mention it lah...
Xueyi:DUN TEACH HIM SINGLISH!!!
Unfortunately, Shihan wasn't the only one in danger. Tall, tall Sihui was about to be hit by yet another ball!!!
Sihui:Sometimes I regret being tall...
Someone stepped towards her and pulled her close
???:Stand closer to me...I'm about to execute Tezuka Zone Reverse.
Sihui:!!!Te...Zu...KA!!!!???
Tezuka and Sihui's eyes glinted as waves of golden enrgy surrounded them and guided the balls straight towards them.
Sihui:We're going to be hit!!!
Tezuka:TEZUKA ZONE REVERSE!!!
Huiling:Look!Everyone!I'm about to get hit by a...
Yueyu:STOP THAT!!!
Huiling:I'm serious!Someone help!I've got leg cramp!!!
Huiyu:WHAT???QUICK!SOME BOY!SAVE HER!!!
Xueyi:Oshitari!!!
Oshitari:NOOO! I REFUSE TO LEAVE YR SIDE!!!
???:SSSsss...BOOMERANG SNAKE!!!
???:SLAM DUNK!!!
Twin tennis balls sped away from Huiling when Kaidoh and Momo fended them off with their racquets.
Huiling:Thanks...but you're not Sanada...
Momo:It's nothing...
Kaidoh:SSSsss...
Momo:Hey!Why're you fighting over this girl with me?
Kaidoh:she's not yours u great doofus!
Niou:GUYS! OSHI'S BEEN KNOCKED OUT!!!
Tezuka:I told him to be careful...
???:MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Suddenly, the skies cleared and a slight, tiny boy dropped down from the sky onto the roof above their heads. The next moment, two taller, nimble figures also dropped down to Earth and raced over to Kaidoh and Momo.
Boy:HAHAHA!!!THOUGHT YOU COULD LEAVE ME BEHIND IN JAPAN HUH!!!
Niou:Kintama!
Kaidoh:OY!LEMME GO!!!
Momo:EW!!!LET GO! YOU'RE DISGUSTING!!!
Huiling:Arguh!Where did those two come from?
Sanada:The one with the glasses is Koharu and the one with the weird mask is Yuuji...They're homos.
Shihan:AAAHHHH!!!!
Kirihara:What are you doing here???
Koharu:We came to find Kaidoh and Momo-chan!!!
Momo:WHO TOLD YOU TO CALL ME MOMO-CHAN?STOP THAT!!! IT'S DISGUSTING!!!
Kintama:Where's Koshimae?
Huiyu:Koshi WHAT?
Atobe:He's talking about Ryoma. A guy back in Japan.
Kintama;YEAH!I WANA FIGHT RYOMA!WHERE'S HE???
Tezuka:He's back in America...
Kintama:WHAT!!!BUT I WANTED TO TREAT HIM TO TAKOYAKI!!!
Sihui:He sounds like a nice guy... Violent, reckless, but nice...
Yueyu:Anyone who likes Takoyaki can't be all that bad!
Kintama:I WANNA SMASH THE ENTIRE BOX OF TAKOYAKI AGAINST HIS FACE!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Inui:...Er...
Yueyu:HOW DARE HE TREAT TAKOYAKI LIKE THAT!!!
Koharu:TEZUKA-KUN!!!
Sihui:HEY! GET YOUR CLAWS OFF HIM!!!
Tezuka:...
Yuuji:KOHARU!!!
Koharu:What?I like him too!Don't be jealous, Kaidoh...
Kaidoh:WHY THE HECK SHOULD I BE JEALOUS???!!!
Yueyu:This is getting really disturbing to watch...
Atobe:YOU GUYS!!! YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS TO BE HERE!GET BACK TO TOKYO RIGHT NOW!!!
Kintama:NEVER! I WANT TO FIGHT RYOMA!!!!
Ruth:He's such a spoilt brat...
Everyone(again I wish):RUTH!
Huiyu:If u wanna fight Ryoma, then go to America!This is Singapore!
Kintama:...but I saved up so much for the ticket here...
Yuuji:Actually we just hid in the luggage place...
Koharu:SHUT UP YUUJI!
Kintama:Anyway, I'm not leaving until I fight Ryoma!So there!
Atobe:This is bad...he could tear up the entire place if we dun get Ryoma here soon...
Niou:Oh no!The PROM!!!
Sanada:Someone get Ryoma here quick! YUKIMURA!!!
Yukimura:ALRIGHT!ALRIGHT! I'M AWAKE!
Sanada:Oh.
Momo:HEY!WHAT ABOUT US!!!
Fuji:Just let Koharu and Yuuji cling to you for a couple of days Momo.
Kaidoh:SSSsss!!!
Tezuka:...
Huiyu:Shoot...I really need to go to the toilet...
WILL THE BPIANS AND THE JAPANESE GUYS GET RYOMA IN TIME BEFORE KINTAMA DESTROYS EVERYTHING?
WILL THE PROM GO ON AS PLANNED???
WILL KOHARU AND YUUJI EVER STOP BEING HOMOS?(probably never)
STAY TUNED FOR ...
TURBULANCE!!!THE BPGHS ATOBE!!!
