Last part of TURBULANCE!THE BPGHS ATOBE!!!
From the last time we picked up, the two homos Koharu and Yuuji as well as Kintaro appeared at BPGHS, after unleashing a hail of tennis balls upon the school.
Kintaro now demands the prescence of Ryoma Echizen so he can smash a box of Takoyaki into his face...or just play a game of tennis with him.
He's not leaving until Ryoma, who's in America shows his face and until then, Koharu and Yuuji will keep clinging onto any hot guy they fancy...
Atobe:this is a problem...if Ryoma isn't here by tomorrow, we'll have to forgo the school prom...
Sihui:GET YR HANDS OFF MY TEZUKA!!!
Huiyu:So how're we supposed to get him here?
Oshitari:Atobe...
Atobe:Ok...kabaji?
Kabaji:USU
Atobe:Chart off to America and kidnap Ryoma at once!
4L1 girls:WHHHAAATT?
Kintama:I WANT TO EAT TAKOYAKI!!!
Zuhairah:What an annoying brat...
Shihan:Yeah...GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FUJI U GAY!!!
Oiishi:U know wat?I have an idea...
Atobe:If it helps us to get rid of that annoying brat, I'll even be willing to overlook your stupid hairstyle...
Oiishi:HEY!
Xueyi:Kintama's not the only annoying jerk on the campus...
Oiishi:Anyway...Pssss...
As the two start conversing in Japanese, the Singaporeans are all struck dumb.
Yueyu:Er...wat r they saying?
Sihui:I dunno...
Huiling:I hope those two gays dun pick on Sanada...
Zuhairah:Or the tall guy with the square glasses...
Shihan:INUI!
Zuhairah:Fine!Whatever!
Kaidoh:SSSsss...
Tezuka:it sounds like a good plan Oiishi.
Yukimura:But where do we find him?
Atobe:Hmmm...my contacts tell me that he's in Malaysia trainingin a banana plantation...
Momo:WHAT?That's extreme!
Kirihara:That's next to this country right?
Inui:Yes. The chances of HIM gettingto Singapore by 4 this evening is about 80.37%.
Fuji:Then all is well!...GET OFF ME LAH!!!
Koharu:Never!Fuji-kun!Your eyes are so pretty when they open.
Shihan:That's it...I'll open HIS eyes! To PAIN!!!
Ruth:Relax Shihan..
Kintama:Hey!Big sis!
Huiyu:Huh?
Kintama:Wanna go on a date with me?
Huiyu:WHAT?
Atobe:GET U GONE U STUPID LITTLE PUNK!(smacks Kintama's red head.)
Niou:Yueyu!Wanna be my Prom date?
Xueyi:Know wat?This is getting really annoying...
Oshitari:Would u be my prom date Xueyi?
Xueyi:YES!
Ruth:...
Suddenly, the distant chime of a bell rings. Everybody looks up as Atobe leaps to his feet. Grabbing a microphone, he leaps onto a stage and yells...
Atobe:PEOPLE!IT'S TIME TO PARTY!!!
Straight away, crowds of screaming students start racing from all the blocks and assemble in front of Atobe in the courtyard.
Huiyu:What's going on?
Momo:No idea.Atobe was always one for surprises.
Atobe:Students of BPGHS! In 2 hours time, the school prom will start in the main hall in building A! Now I bid you to venture to Blocks G and F to try out your costumes!
Ruth:What costumes?
Huiling:What Prom?
Koharu:OOH!It sounds like such fun! Isn't that right Kirihara kun?
Kirihara:GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
Atobe:You may select any costume you want from the stores there, and if one of them gets too popular, then you may have to auction it off...
Zuhairah:We have stores on the campus?
With a scream, every student begins rushing towards blocks G and F... which turn out to be twin shopping malls the size off Jurong Regional Library (That's how big the Hwachong campus is)
There were about twelve stores in every building, all selling or renting different styles of clothing from Cosplay to Mascot costumes.
Yueyu:How are we supposed to get anything with so many people?
Niou:You're beautiful enough in your school uniform my dear!
Shihan:Aw...I wanted to wear a ball gown...
Zuhairah:Me too...with cow prints.
Oiishi:...
Atobe:Never fear! I knew this would happen so I reserved some clothes for all of us!
Huiling:sometimes I love that mole-guy.
Huiyu:HEY!
Sihui:What r u getting so defensive for? U LIKE HIM!!!???
Huiyu:NO!!My heart's with SHINee!!!
Sanada:Then let's go.Time's a wasting!!!
Later at block B...
Oshitari:You've did it again Atobe...
Inui:The chances of Atobe reservind an entire store for himself was 56% anyway.
Shihan:WOW!!!Look at all those dresses!
Zuhairah:Cow-prints!
Kintama:OOH!NICE!
Atobe;What the heck r u doing here?Security!
Ruth:Cosplay!Lot's of cosplay! I'm in heaven!
Sanada:Erhmm...guys?How do we look?
Huiling:FANTASTIC!!!!
Kaidoh:They look like morons...
Atobe:HEY!That was Oshitari and my theme!
Seconds later, Oshitari and Atobe step out from a pair of dressing rooms...
Ruth:Wow...
Xueyi:Cool...but I wish it was black...
Oshitari:Now, my dear, choose something !
Huiyu:...
Shihan:YAY!BALL GOWN!
Ruth:COSPLAY!
Zuhairah:COW-PRINTS!!!
Huiling:I'm not wearing a dress hor!
Sanada:But you'll look good in one!
Huiling:...I change my mind.
After an hour, the entire crew assembled at the great hall at Block A. The hall was as wide as an indoor stadium, featuring a huge stage in the middle where singers and dancers performed. Everyone was dressed in fancy costumes, but Atobe had reserved all the best for his crew...
Huiyu:Ruth...why are you wearing Allen's costume?
Ruth:Because I keep tripping over Kanda's robes.
Huiling:Sanada looks so hot...
Kirihara:You too!
Sounds of a boy being savaged...
Zuhairah:I love my cow-print dress!
Xueyi:What's up with cow-prints?
Zuhairah:And what's up with the black matrix cloak?
Tezuka:Inui...Oishi...I cannot believe u atually chose to wear...Kawamura???When did you get here?
Oishi:That's Niou.
Shihan:Why the heck are you dressed as snow white?
Zuhairah:OOH!INUI!
Yueyu:Niou?Why are you dressed as a dwarf?
Niou:Only costume left.
Yueyu:AND TAKE THAT MASK OFF! IT'S HIDEOUS!!!
Somewhere in Japan, the real Kawamura sneezed.
Atobe rolled his eyes and leapt nimbly onto stage.
Atobe:HOW IS EVERYBODY???
BPGHS:AAAAAAA!!!!
Kintama:I still haven't seen Echizen yet...
Fuji:What a shame...
Shihan:!!!Fuji!Why're you dressed like that?
Fuji:Why?U dun like it ah?
Shihan:No. I LOVE IT!
Sihui:Love makes people go crazy...
Atobe:Tonight we're having two special guests all the way from America and Madagascar to perform for us! Let's give it up for...R and S!!!
Two figures stepped onto stage, the first was a rather short boy wearing a tuxedo and top-hat. As the light glanced off his green-tinged hair, the Japaneses guys all let out cries of alarm.
Tezuka:Ryoma!
Yukimura:Ryoma Echizen!
Momo:Oh no...Kintama...
Kirihara:RUN!Ryoma!
Kintama:KOSHIMAE!!!
The energetic young boy let out a roar and bounced onto stage.
Kintama:KOSHIMAE! I'M HERE TO SMASH TAKOYAKI ONTO YR FACE!
He took out a box of Takoyaki from his pocket and got ready to fling it at Ryoma's face.
Yueyu:AAH!SAVE THE TAKOYAKI!
Ryoma's brown eyes flashed and wit a flourish, revealed a shining red tennis racquet from behind his back.With a slash, he knocked all six takoyaki balls into the air, then somersaulted after them. The BPGHS crowd screamed in delight when he gobbled all of them up and landed neatly on the stage. With a cocky grin, he smirked at Kintama.
Ryoma:Mada mada dane.
BPGHS:AAAA!!!!
Kintama:Why you little...
A bandaged hand latched onto his shoulder firmly.
???:That's enough Kintama...
Kintama turned around angrily, then paled immediately.
Kintama:Captain...
Yuuji and Koharu:Captain-san!
Ruth:Woah...he's hot...
Shiraishi:I've heard of your mischief Kintama...get ready for your repercussions...
Kintama:NO!!! DUN UNLEASH YR POISON CLAWS ON ME!!!
Sihui:Huh?
Tezuka:Kintama read a manga that makes him think that Shiraishi has poison claws under those bandages.
Ruth:But what are those bandages for anyway?
Kaidoh:SSSsss...no one knows...
Atobe:Righto!After that amazing performance by Echizen Ryoma, we'll now get Ryoma, Shiraishi and Sanada to sing on stage...with ME!!!
Huiyu:WOW!
Huiling:Sanada can sing!
All four guys smiled at the screaming audience, then grabbed their microphones. The result was dazzling.
Ryoma:Baby...Negae banhae beorin naegae wae irae...Dureopdago mulleoseoji malgo...Geunyang naegae matgyeobwala eoddae...My lady!!!
Shiraishi: Ring ding dong!Ring ding dong!Ring diggi ding diggi Ding ding ding !
Atobe: Ring ding dong.Ring ding dong.Ring diggi ding diggi Ding ding ding!
Sanada:Ring ding dong.Ring ding dong.Ring diggi ding diggiDing ding ding!
Ryoma:Ring ding dong.Ring ding dong.Ring diggi ding diggiDing ding ding!
Huiyu,Sihui,Zuhairah and Shihan:OMG!SHINEE!!!
As BPGHS screamed and sang along with the music, no one was aware that one lonely little figure had disappeared from the hall... except for Atobe.
Shiraishi: Don't be silly girl (Silly girl)i
Sanada:You're my miracle (My miracle)
Atobe: Neoman gajil su itdamyeonNaegaen da pilyoeopneun geol...psss...Oshitari, take over me...
Oshitari:Huh?
As the duo swiftly exchanged places, Atobe sneaked out of the hall, ignoring the girl fans clawing unrelentlessly at him.
The figure in front of him was sitting alone, rather sadly on the stage he had been yelling on just now. Silently, Atobe crept up on the girl...
Atobe:BOO!
Huiyu:AAH!
Atobe:Why did u sneak out like that?I thought I sounded pretty good...
Huiyu:Oh shut up...
Atobe leaned over, concerned.
Atobe:You're crying?
Huiyu:NO!
Atobe:Yes u r...yr eyes r all red and sore.Are u crying 4 ME?
At that moment, Ruth runs up holding something.
Ruth:Nah.Yr eyedrops.Had to run up 4 floors man...
Huiyu:Thanks.
Atobe:...
Ruth:Hmmm...Hey!I think I kinda forgot something. BYE!
Ruth runs off leaving Huiyu and Atobe under the moonlight.
Atobe:...u've got sore eyes...
Huiyu:Yeah.What did u THINK?
Atobe:Sheesh...even until today, you're still the most annoying, insulting and downright beautiful girl I've ever seen.
Huiyu:YEAH?And you're the most bossy, pig-headed and incredible guy I've ever seen.
Seconds pass, then...
Huiyu:Beautiful?
Atobe:Incredible?
The two exchange looks, then blush to the roots of their hair.
Huiyu:ARGUH!I meant irritating!That just came out wrong!
Atobe:Erhmm...never mind.
laughed until I cried.
Xueyi:Cool...but I wish it was black...
eams ...who make school at least less boring
my friends...
upside-down...
