Ok.IU'm human...so I make mistakes kay? Here's some...
I rely a lot on my first impressions, and it's really hard to change them... I also care a lot about peoples' impressions about ME
NEVER eat doughnuts while typing a post. Gets sugar all over the keyboard.
Don't open the instant noodle flap before it's done...dun tear it off like I did either. Or you'll need to put a book on it.(preferably AMATH)
Don't dress up in a mascot suit...EVEN if its Pikachu
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Sunday, February 21, 2010
Sihui's gonna go crazy for this...but there has been cries that it's a mega RACIST SHOW! Take Aang for example...and Zuko...and the Earth girl who resembles Yueyu eeriely...they dun look anything like the wites(no offence, but the REAL Aang IS wearing a Chinese or Tibetian monk's robe.) Then comes Kitara and her bro...they have brown skin in the cartoon, so I was expecting er...some actors who have brown skin?BUT THE ACTORS HERE HAVE WHITE SKIN!!! THAT'S RACIST!!! THEY'VE RUINED MY VIEW OF AVATAR FOREVER!!!
KITARA!!! I actually imagined some Mexican or Malay girl acting as her! Actually I was thinking Zuhairah would make a great Kitara!!!And MingJian could be Aang! (if he shaved his head)
Nevermind. ENJOY!
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Thursday, February 18, 2010
I lie a lot. And lately I've been accused of that.
Ok. I dun deny it, but I did it for fun.Mischeivous u know, like Puck from Midsummer Night's dream!
KKK... I'm sorry if I hurt/ridiculed u guys with my sick pranks...
List of remembered lies:
>Told Sihui my left eye was blind, couldn't see anything with it.
>Told friends Atobe was coming to school cause I invented a machine that makes anime characters real
>Told my juniors that Jungmin from SS501 was my cousin...
>Told them I was living in a hotel in Orchard because I just migrated from some distant country.
>Told Mr Phang I originate from North Korea
AAAARRGGUUHH!!! I'M SO SORRY!
GOD MAY HAVE FORGIVEN ME BUT U GUYS...I'M SORRY TOO!!!
(Even God forgiving me still means the most)
SUMIMASEN! SUMIMASEN! SUMIMASEN!
GOMEN NASAI! GOMEN NASAI! GOMEN NASAI!
So DUN SET A LION ON ME!!!
I'm serious.
*I'll stop lying. If I do, forgive me. I mean no harm. So give me your hand and let me make amends...
-when are you
coming back? ;
Alright people!This is Wokami Shinichi IN THE HOUSE!!!
It's my sister's birthday tday! That's rite! She's the brat on the left...OOPS!!!I mean the ANGEL!!!
Isn't she cute???
She's 12 this year!Wish her gd PSLE results! Then can come into BPGHS...get bulied by Chiam...LOL
Many thanks to Xueyi who bought her a present!Even though she's not her sis...and the present is mor expensive than mine...
NEVER MIND!!!
Oh yeah...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
P.s That person on the left is my twin sister
Wokami Rasu...(ok...it's me lah...LOLS!)
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Monday, February 15, 2010
Have fun, and TAG!!!
Does that look like the behind of a chicken to you?
So what 'thing' are we talking about here?
Uh oh children, better stand three steps back from it!
That's right! But what are we?Elephants?
Ooh...I probably belong in this club...
Nothing but a good dash of scorn in the morning to get u going...
Yeah. Wouldn't it be great if our sky was grey and rivers black?
HOOHA!
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Thursday, February 11, 2010
I'm so so so sorry people....
but Portgas d Ace is DEAD.
He's one of me and my junior's fave characters frm One Piece...
So here's a tribute to him(Orbituitary)
We're really sorry you were killed by that freaking Magma freakin guy freaking Akainu ,Ace. We're all really glad you were born so stop asking yourself that stupid question...
OF COURSE YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN BORN!
We dun care if yr father was the scum of the sea or something! You were one of the coolest characters in One Piece!
AAAA!!!ODA! WHY DID U KILL YR OWN CHARACTER???!!!
p.s If u dun watch or know wat One piece is, or u simply dun sympathise with me, then ignore this post and look at the other ones
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coming back? ;
Welcome! To the Prince Of Tennis
VALENTINES DAY SPECIAL!!!
Dedicated to all the girls in this story:
Huiyu
Huiling
Shihan
Sihui
Xueyi
Yueyu
Zuhairah
HERE WE GO!!!
One beautiful 11th of February at BPGHS...
Yueyu: Man...everyone's giving each other flowers...
Huiyu:Yeah...sigh.
Ruth:What's with all the sad faces?
Xueyu:...u wouldn't understand...u have never experienced the four-letter word before.
Ruth:The one that starts with L and ends with E?
Shihan:Yes. You guys lucky lor!Can go Japan this March...I wish I hadn't used my IF fund..
Zuhairah:Those days on the HwaChong campus with the guys were really great eh?
The eight girls sighed, watching guys chasing after girls and girls throwing bunches of roses at each other.Recess was almost over, and none of them had received anything yet.
Suddenly,
Zhaowei:Er...Huiyu...
Huiyu:Yes?
Everyone looks on in interest
Zhaowei:I...I have something to tell u...
Huiyu:Yes?
Everyone leans forward...
Zhaowei:I accidentally broke your chair when I stood on it to reach the projector...
Huiyu:WHHHAAATTT!!!!!
Ten seconds of mindless violence later...
Sihui:I miss Tezuka...
Shihan:I wonder how Fuji kun's doing...
Xueyu:Oshitari...
Zuhairah:Wonder if Inui's thinking of me...
Huiling:What if Sanada finds another girl...
Yueyu:Niou went back to Japan a few weeks before...wonder who he's disguised as now...
Huiyu:Atobe...that jerk had better not be messing around!
Ruth:WILL U GUYS JUST KNOCK IT OFF???
Suddenly, Marcus raced into the classroom, panting and wheezing.
Huiyu:Wat's up Margeret?
Marcus:...three limos...in school...everyone...there...Atobe and Jap guys...
Those words were enough.All seven girls leapt instantly to their feet and hounded out of the classroom.
Ruth:Guys!Wait for me!
On the ground floor, chaos reigned.
Miss Foo:OMG!
Mr Peacock:G!
Miss Lee:AAAH!!!
Mr Lee:Call the police!
The girls slid to a halt in the courtyard as
a pink limo
a white limo
and a black limo
roared into the school, trampling the grass and tearing up the concrete pavement.
Huiling:Oh my...
Xueyi:I can't believe this...
Mr Tiger Tan:Hey! GET OFF THE GRASS!!!
The BPGHS students screamed and dashed to the safety of their classrooms, scattering rose petals and balloons in their wake. Only the 8 4L1 girls stood motionless in the middle of the assembly courtyard.
Before the teachers' terrified eyes, the three cars bore down towards the girls. For a moment, it looked like they were going to be hit, then all three cars screeched to an abrupt halt.
Seven figures strode out of the cars.
Yueyu:OMG...
Sihui:I...I...
Huiyu:ATOBE!!!
A tall, silver-haired guy leapt out of the black limo and dashed towards Huiyu.
Atobe:HUIYU!!!
Huiyu:ATOBE!!!
The two enveloped each other in a gigantic hug, and both began to laugh hysterically.
Huiyu:I can't believe you actually came all the way here from Japan!
Atobe:Well...the other guys were pressurising me...
From behind him, six guys slid smoothly out of the cars.
A lean, tanned boy with spiky silver hair stretched his long limbs and scanned the group of girls for his special someone. When he did, a mischievous smile flitted across his face.
Niou:Yui, Yueyu.
Yueyu:Yo.
Grinning, Niou stepped forward and latched onto Yueyu.
Yueyu:What are you doing...AAAH!!!
Niou laughed like a madman as he spun Yueyu around in the air, his silver hair flying wildly.
Ruth:...poor Yueyu...
Zuhairah:Inui...sniff...
Inui arranged his glasses and smiled bravely.
Inui:Zuhairah...sniff...
Inui and Zuhairah:I MISSED YOU!!!
The two flung themselves at each other, ready to cry their hearts out when both slipped on their shoelaces.
Zuhairah:Oh boy...
Inui:The chances of us falling the moment we saw each other WAS 68.23%...
CRASH!!!!
Tezuka rolled his eyes and strode up to the tallest member of the group. Despite being the tallest girl in class, Tezuka still towered over Sihui.
Tezuka:How's things?
Sihui:Kekoo!Just fine!
Tezuka:Right...glad you're er...healthy.
Sihui:Glad you look fine too...
A moment of silence, then...
Sihui:TEZUKA!!!
Tezuka:SIHUI!!!!
You get the idea.
By this time, half the school was streaming out of the buildings, curiously flocking around the courtyard.
Shihan:Er...Fuji?What's with the get up?
Fuji:Oh!I'm here to serenade you!
Happy Valentine's day to you!
Happy Valentine's day to you!
Your cheeks are both red...ed
And your lips are all blue!What happened to you???!!!
Shihan:I think I'm so happy I'm gonna faint...
Fuji:ARGUH! SOMEONE GET THE POLICE!
Oshitari:I think she's just a bit overwhelmed by the moment, give her a break.
Xueyi:Oshitari...
Oshitari whipped his head around at the sound of Xueyi's voice and beamed.
Oshitari:Xueyi...I've dreamt so much of this moment...The moment when I finally confess my...
Xueyi:Why aren't you wearing black?
Huiling:...
Ruth:...
Oshitari:...ARRRGUH!!!I'M SORRY!!!
Sanada:Oshitari!Get a grip!Don't let yourself go to pieces because of a woman!
Huiling:Sanada...you came all this way for me?
Sanada:...OH HUILING MY LOVE!
Goddess!perfect!nymph!divine!beautiful!
Everyone:YOU'RE TOTALLY CONTRADICTING YOURSELF!!!
Atobe:It's so lovely to be back in school!
Huiyu:Yeah...but you've torn up the grass and everything...
Atobe:Who cares?I'll get workers and garderners to fix it or something...
Mr Lee:KEIGO! I demand to know the reason for your unorthodox visit here!
Mr Tan:Wait lah Mr Lee. It's never wise to get between a loving couple. Something tells me we're going to get to see something really interesting...
Ruth:...so you guys came all the way here just for a kiss and a hug?
The seven guys froze for 3 seconds, then all seven of them let out a...
"OH YAH HOR!"
Xueyi:Shihan ah...maybe you shouldn't have taught Fuji Singlish
All seven guys dived into the limos and began rummaging through its vast interior. Finally, Atobe stepped out holding a bouquet of flowers.
Huiyu:OMG! Is that for me?
Atobe:Yes...for you my love...
Huiyu:OMG!!!!
Zuhairah:G.
Atobe:Oh yeah. Something else...
Atobe smiled smugly and snapped his fingers.Suddenly, the sound of hooves pounding the earth could be heard.
Oshitari:...Guys, what was that?
Suddenly, something large and white flew across the courtyard.
Huiyu:OMG!
Ruth:Er...
Shihan:Wow.
A unicorn pranced around Atobe and Huiyu, neighing melodiously and shaking its beautiful head.
Atobe:I heard that girls loved unicorns, so...
Huiyu:ATOBE! I LOVE YOU!!!
Ruth:Figures he wouldn't get her anything to do with SHINee...
Huiling:Yeah. He probably killed them all.
Oshitari:My turn!
Smiling secretively, he pulled out two bunches of flowers from behind his back.
Xueyi:Monochrome roses all the way from Translyvannia...
Oshitari:You like them?
Xueyi:Yes...but...
Oshitari:The Kuroshitsuji comic book series is in the car.
Xueyi:...I LOVE YOU OSHITARI!!!
Niou:Ahhaha! Yueyu!I bought this because the flowers smell and look sweet!
Yueyu:Oh...thank you. Just like me right?It's beautiful!
Niou:Just like the candy you leave in your pencilcase.
Yueyu:SO THAT'S WHERE ALL MY SWEETS DISAPPEARED TO!!!
Niou:WAIT! There's more!
Yueyu:Nothing can save you now Niou!
Niou:Here!
Yueyu stared speechless at the flood of teddybears.
Yueyu:...Ok.I'll let this pass.
Niou:Hey!Where's my I love you?
Atobe:Be grateful she didn't bash you up you dolt!
Fuji:Nah.Shihan, this is for you.
Shihan:Oh Fuji!They're so pretty!I love you!
Ruth:Ok, that was fast...
Niou:Yueyu...tell me you love me!
Yueyu:Get me Takoyaki first the we'll talk about it...
Niou:Right away Madam!
Fuji:I also bought you three dresses because you looked stunning in green the last time we met.
Shihan:I LOVE YOU FUJI!!!AHHH!!!!
The rest of the school looked on in amazement as Shihan threw herself at Fuji and began messing up his brown hair.
Mr Lee:...Students have weird ways of showing their affection ah?
Inui:Zuhairah, I bought flowers too.
Zuhairah:Ooh!
Inui:I'm sorry I couldn't find flowers with cowprints on their petals...
Everyone:THAT'S BECAUSE THEY DUN EXIST!
Inui:Anyway, I'm 100% sure you'll like this.
He pulled out a remote and clicked it. Suddenly, a shadow began to loom above the courtyard.
Everyone who looked up was struck dumb with surprise.
Ruth:AAAH!!WE'RE UNDER ATTACK BY THE GEARMANS!
Mr Tiger:It's the Zepellins! The Zepellins I tell u!!!
Sanada:...that's a hot air balloon
Zuhairah:OMG! A COW!
Inui:The chances of Zuhairah saying those three words are...
Zuhairah:I LOVE U INUI!!!
Inui:100%.
Tezuka:At last!Time for me to show my devotion and love for Sihui!
Sihui:...you dun have to do that...
Tezuka:Come on, dun be shy.Take it.
Sihui:...thank you Tezuka...
Ruth:There's no way Sihui will say those three magic words. She's too 保守。
Tezuka:We'll see...
He stuck two fingers into his mouth and let out a piercing whistle.
Three tiny figures bounded out of the white limo.
Sihui:OMG!!!
Three adorable puppies scampered over to Tezuka and sihui where they began to nose Sihui's legs inquisitively.
Sihui:I...I...I always wanted a puppy!
Tezuka:And now there're three of them.
Sihui:which one should I choose...OH! I can't! They're all so cute!
Tezuka:What are you talking about?they're all yours!
Sihui:REALLY?OMG! THANK YOU SO MUCH TEZUKA!!!
I LOVE YOU!!!
Tezuka(turning to Ruth):In your face!
Ruth:Sihui ah...shucks...at least there's someone I know who'll NEVER say that phrase
Sanada:We'll see.
Huiling:Er...roses?Thanks Sanada.
Sanada:Don't mention it.
Huiling:...you can let go of me now Sanada.
Sanada:BUT YOU'RE SO CUDDLY!
Huiling:Before I stick my fingers up your nose...
Sanada:Ok.Sorry.
Releasing Huiling, Sanada reached into the pink limo and bought out a...
Huiling:What's that?
Sanada:Chocolate castle.
Huiling:Serious?It's really...OH WOW!!! I CAN EAT THIS THING???
Sanada:Yep!
Huiling:Oh...Oh...
Ruth:Steady Huiling!Steady...
Huiyu:Ah...Just say it!
Huiling:I ADORE YOU SANADA!
Sanada:...not the actual words but they'll do!
With that, all seven couples began cuddling each other and laughing and basically being very happy.
Atobe:Ok gang! Let's go!
Shihan:Where?
Atobe:To the Flyer.I booked seven compartments for each couple.
Oshitari:We'll be having dinner there.
Sihui and Zuhairah and shihan:OMG!!!!
Yueyu:Wow!!Let's go Niou, I can smell sushi and Takoyaki already!
Xueyi:I want the black limo!
Sanada:How about you Huiling?
Huiling:Definitely the black one.
Inui:Zuhairah and I will be flying there in the cow hot-air balloon
Atobe:Huiyu, please dun pick the...
Huiyu:PINK LIMO!
Atobe:...predictable...
As Zuhairah loaded onto the hot-air balloon with Inui and Xueyi fought with Huiling(who had bitten off the head of the chocolate man) over the black limo,
Sihui (who was still cuddling the three puppies)and Shihan(who was already dressed in one of the gowns)were both guided into the white limo by their smiling partners. Yueyu and Huiyu bounced into the pink limo gleefully while Niou and Atobe winced.
Atobe:Ok!Let's go!
With a roar, all three limos tore out of the school, leaving the hot-air balloon and unicorn flying and running in their wake. BPGHS, still stunned by the whole affair remained mysteriously silent.
Ruth:Happy Valentine's Day Folks!
THE END
This story is entirely fictional, no animals or hot-air balloons were harmed in its making and rest assured. The lush green grass of BPGHS still remains unmarred by Atobe's tire tracks. Any resemblence to characters living or dead is entirely intentional and we hope to see you again soon.
HOOHA!
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Saturday, February 6, 2010
Sometimes I feel useless. I hate studying...for Chem and EMath. I hate doing homework, and I love to draw...but need a teacher cause I can't draw THAT well yet...should never have left Art Club...And my EQ sucks. I sometimes start really hating people next to me...and they're my FRIENDS for God's sake!I'm supposed to love them!I could blame everything on mood swings but...I think I have an evil alter-ego. There r so many things I wish I can tell my friends...like how I feel abt them, but if I DO let them know, I'll lose them. Hang it. I've lost so many people. People I thought were friends used me because I was lonely. Then when they had other BETTER friends, they lost me. And I feel...nothing anymore.
I don't like talking to people, but I envy the vivacious people like
Jorin Huiyu Qiuru
and then sometimes...that envy turns into something else. Funny thing is, I can be telling myself I REALLY REALLY hate someone but the moment that someone comes up to me and talks nicely to me, all that hatred melts away. I feel like a freak. And I always think that people think the worst of me. Maybe they do, bt I really care abt what people think of me because I think I'm insecure inside.
When people see me...when YOU see me, what's your first impression?
Why do I feel evil...not the "I'll smack yr face MWAHAHAHA!" kind of evil, but the kind of "One day I'll destroy you all" kind of evil. I need God's guidiance...
Ok...major confession time.
1)JYF...sometimes I really really dun like it.(Hate is such a strong word) I dun feel like I'm one of them. They can tell me I AM one of them, but I know I'm not. For now, I'm happy as long as I can be of use in JYF
2)Sometimes I get urges to scream at people. So dun boss me around. Dun yell at me to do something because it triggers something in me. I'm not good with words but I can feel something straining in me. I know if I ever let it out I'll hit you and lash out at you,then feel sorry...so sorry that I'll wish I'm dead so STOP ME
3)I cry at night sometimes because I feel something in me that's not right...and most of the time I dunno why I cry. I blamed a lot of stuff for this. Ezra leaving... not being able to be as lively and beautiful and happy as the rest of the people...being fat, being ugly, being fat AND ugly...
4)God.Dun YOU EVER INSULT HIM. He's the only one who EVER listens to me and he's the ONLY one I can depend on. Sometimes when I hear people bad-mouthing God, Using bad words with his name, or just challenging his existence, I feel a different kind of anger... I still want to hit the person but I can control it, even dismiss the thought of slamming my fists into their faces.
5)God help me please...I'm violent. I had this problem when I was 13 and now it's coming back again because I'm hollow. I need to fill it up with something. The last time I had my friends, the S.A.I.L.O.R.S...but as I grow older I start finding faults with evryone, AND me!Old friends...I can't bring myself to trust them. I hate seeing people I love enjoy themselves with other people I dun like so much cause i'm afraid they'll leave me again. I'm over-protective.Possessive evn. I fill up the emptiness by drawing, and getting tired. But...help me Father.
6)The day I stop being of use to anyone, the day I can no longer serve the ones I love...that's the day I'll fade. So until that day, I'll make HIM and the ones who matter happy. And no matter how hard it gets, how tired I am, I'll never allow that beast inside me to hurt another person.
Maybe I'm just really angry about something unknown and need to lash out or vent my frustrations on people.
t Jungmin from SS501 was my cousin...
Ruth:AAAH!!WE'RE UNDER ATTACK BY THE GEARMANS!
Huiling:What's that?
