Welcome! To the Prince Of Tennis
VALENTINES DAY SPECIAL!!!
Dedicated to all the girls in this story:
Huiyu
Huiling
Shihan
Sihui
Xueyi
Yueyu
Zuhairah
HERE WE GO!!!
One beautiful 11th of February at BPGHS...
Yueyu: Man...everyone's giving each other flowers...
Huiyu:Yeah...sigh.
Ruth:What's with all the sad faces?
Xueyu:...u wouldn't understand...u have never experienced the four-letter word before.
Ruth:The one that starts with L and ends with E?
Shihan:Yes. You guys lucky lor!Can go Japan this March...I wish I hadn't used my IF fund..
Zuhairah:Those days on the HwaChong campus with the guys were really great eh?
The eight girls sighed, watching guys chasing after girls and girls throwing bunches of roses at each other.Recess was almost over, and none of them had received anything yet.
Suddenly,
Zhaowei:Er...Huiyu...
Huiyu:Yes?
Everyone looks on in interest
Zhaowei:I...I have something to tell u...
Huiyu:Yes?
Everyone leans forward...
Zhaowei:I accidentally broke your chair when I stood on it to reach the projector...
Huiyu:WHHHAAATTT!!!!!
Ten seconds of mindless violence later...
Sihui:I miss Tezuka...
Shihan:I wonder how Fuji kun's doing...
Xueyu:Oshitari...
Zuhairah:Wonder if Inui's thinking of me...
Huiling:What if Sanada finds another girl...
Yueyu:Niou went back to Japan a few weeks before...wonder who he's disguised as now...
Huiyu:Atobe...that jerk had better not be messing around!
Ruth:WILL U GUYS JUST KNOCK IT OFF???
Suddenly, Marcus raced into the classroom, panting and wheezing.
Huiyu:Wat's up Margeret?
Marcus:...three limos...in school...everyone...there...Atobe and Jap guys...
Those words were enough.All seven girls leapt instantly to their feet and hounded out of the classroom.
Ruth:Guys!Wait for me!
On the ground floor, chaos reigned.
Miss Foo:OMG!
Mr Peacock:G!
Miss Lee:AAAH!!!
Mr Lee:Call the police!
The girls slid to a halt in the courtyard as
a pink limo
a white limo
and a black limo
roared into the school, trampling the grass and tearing up the concrete pavement.
Huiling:Oh my...
Xueyi:I can't believe this...
Mr Tiger Tan:Hey! GET OFF THE GRASS!!!
The BPGHS students screamed and dashed to the safety of their classrooms, scattering rose petals and balloons in their wake. Only the 8 4L1 girls stood motionless in the middle of the assembly courtyard.
Before the teachers' terrified eyes, the three cars bore down towards the girls. For a moment, it looked like they were going to be hit, then all three cars screeched to an abrupt halt.
Seven figures strode out of the cars.
Yueyu:OMG...
Sihui:I...I...
Huiyu:ATOBE!!!
A tall, silver-haired guy leapt out of the black limo and dashed towards Huiyu.
Atobe:HUIYU!!!
Huiyu:ATOBE!!!
The two enveloped each other in a gigantic hug, and both began to laugh hysterically.
Huiyu:I can't believe you actually came all the way here from Japan!
Atobe:Well...the other guys were pressurising me...
From behind him, six guys slid smoothly out of the cars.
A lean, tanned boy with spiky silver hair stretched his long limbs and scanned the group of girls for his special someone. When he did, a mischievous smile flitted across his face.
Niou:Yui, Yueyu.
Yueyu:Yo.
Grinning, Niou stepped forward and latched onto Yueyu.
Yueyu:What are you doing...AAAH!!!
Niou laughed like a madman as he spun Yueyu around in the air, his silver hair flying wildly.
Ruth:...poor Yueyu...
Zuhairah:Inui...sniff...
Inui arranged his glasses and smiled bravely.
Inui:Zuhairah...sniff...
Inui and Zuhairah:I MISSED YOU!!!
The two flung themselves at each other, ready to cry their hearts out when both slipped on their shoelaces.
Zuhairah:Oh boy...
Inui:The chances of us falling the moment we saw each other WAS 68.23%...
CRASH!!!!
Tezuka rolled his eyes and strode up to the tallest member of the group. Despite being the tallest girl in class, Tezuka still towered over Sihui.
Tezuka:How's things?
Sihui:Kekoo!Just fine!
Tezuka:Right...glad you're er...healthy.
Sihui:Glad you look fine too...
A moment of silence, then...
Sihui:TEZUKA!!!
Tezuka:SIHUI!!!!
You get the idea.
By this time, half the school was streaming out of the buildings, curiously flocking around the courtyard.
Shihan:Er...Fuji?What's with the get up?
Fuji:Oh!I'm here to serenade you!
Happy Valentine's day to you!
Happy Valentine's day to you!
Your cheeks are both red...ed
And your lips are all blue!What happened to you???!!!
Shihan:I think I'm so happy I'm gonna faint...
Fuji:ARGUH! SOMEONE GET THE POLICE!
Oshitari:I think she's just a bit overwhelmed by the moment, give her a break.
Xueyi:Oshitari...
Oshitari whipped his head around at the sound of Xueyi's voice and beamed.
Oshitari:Xueyi...I've dreamt so much of this moment...The moment when I finally confess my...
Xueyi:Why aren't you wearing black?
Huiling:...
Ruth:...
Oshitari:...ARRRGUH!!!I'M SORRY!!!
Sanada:Oshitari!Get a grip!Don't let yourself go to pieces because of a woman!
Huiling:Sanada...you came all this way for me?
Sanada:...OH HUILING MY LOVE!
Goddess!perfect!nymph!divine!beautiful!
Everyone:YOU'RE TOTALLY CONTRADICTING YOURSELF!!!
Atobe:It's so lovely to be back in school!
Huiyu:Yeah...but you've torn up the grass and everything...
Atobe:Who cares?I'll get workers and garderners to fix it or something...
Mr Lee:KEIGO! I demand to know the reason for your unorthodox visit here!
Mr Tan:Wait lah Mr Lee. It's never wise to get between a loving couple. Something tells me we're going to get to see something really interesting...
Ruth:...so you guys came all the way here just for a kiss and a hug?
The seven guys froze for 3 seconds, then all seven of them let out a...
"OH YAH HOR!"
Xueyi:Shihan ah...maybe you shouldn't have taught Fuji Singlish
All seven guys dived into the limos and began rummaging through its vast interior. Finally, Atobe stepped out holding a bouquet of flowers.
Huiyu:OMG! Is that for me?
Atobe:Yes...for you my love...
Huiyu:OMG!!!!
Zuhairah:G.
Atobe:Oh yeah. Something else...
Atobe smiled smugly and snapped his fingers.Suddenly, the sound of hooves pounding the earth could be heard.
Oshitari:...Guys, what was that?
Suddenly, something large and white flew across the courtyard.
Huiyu:OMG!
Ruth:Er...
Shihan:Wow.
A unicorn pranced around Atobe and Huiyu, neighing melodiously and shaking its beautiful head.
Atobe:I heard that girls loved unicorns, so...
Huiyu:ATOBE! I LOVE YOU!!!
Ruth:Figures he wouldn't get her anything to do with SHINee...
Huiling:Yeah. He probably killed them all.
Oshitari:My turn!
Smiling secretively, he pulled out two bunches of flowers from behind his back.
Xueyi:Monochrome roses all the way from Translyvannia...
Oshitari:You like them?
Xueyi:Yes...but...
Oshitari:The Kuroshitsuji comic book series is in the car.
Xueyi:...I LOVE YOU OSHITARI!!!
Niou:Ahhaha! Yueyu!I bought this because the flowers smell and look sweet!
Yueyu:Oh...thank you. Just like me right?It's beautiful!
Niou:Just like the candy you leave in your pencilcase.
Yueyu:SO THAT'S WHERE ALL MY SWEETS DISAPPEARED TO!!!
Niou:WAIT! There's more!
Yueyu:Nothing can save you now Niou!
Niou:Here!
Yueyu stared speechless at the flood of teddybears.
Yueyu:...Ok.I'll let this pass.
Niou:Hey!Where's my I love you?
Atobe:Be grateful she didn't bash you up you dolt!
Fuji:Nah.Shihan, this is for you.
Shihan:Oh Fuji!They're so pretty!I love you!
Ruth:Ok, that was fast...
Niou:Yueyu...tell me you love me!
Yueyu:Get me Takoyaki first the we'll talk about it...
Niou:Right away Madam!
Fuji:I also bought you three dresses because you looked stunning in green the last time we met.
Shihan:I LOVE YOU FUJI!!!AHHH!!!!
The rest of the school looked on in amazement as Shihan threw herself at Fuji and began messing up his brown hair.
Mr Lee:...Students have weird ways of showing their affection ah?
Inui:Zuhairah, I bought flowers too.
Zuhairah:Ooh!
Inui:I'm sorry I couldn't find flowers with cowprints on their petals...
Everyone:THAT'S BECAUSE THEY DUN EXIST!
Inui:Anyway, I'm 100% sure you'll like this.
He pulled out a remote and clicked it. Suddenly, a shadow began to loom above the courtyard.
Everyone who looked up was struck dumb with surprise.
Ruth:AAAH!!WE'RE UNDER ATTACK BY THE GEARMANS!
Mr Tiger:It's the Zepellins! The Zepellins I tell u!!!
Sanada:...that's a hot air balloon
Zuhairah:OMG! A COW!
Inui:The chances of Zuhairah saying those three words are...
Zuhairah:I LOVE U INUI!!!
Inui:100%.
Tezuka:At last!Time for me to show my devotion and love for Sihui!
Sihui:...you dun have to do that...
Tezuka:Come on, dun be shy.Take it.
Sihui:...thank you Tezuka...
Ruth:There's no way Sihui will say those three magic words. She's too 保守。
Tezuka:We'll see...
He stuck two fingers into his mouth and let out a piercing whistle.
Three tiny figures bounded out of the white limo.
Sihui:OMG!!!
Three adorable puppies scampered over to Tezuka and sihui where they began to nose Sihui's legs inquisitively.
Sihui:I...I...I always wanted a puppy!
Tezuka:And now there're three of them.
Sihui:which one should I choose...OH! I can't! They're all so cute!
Tezuka:What are you talking about?they're all yours!
Sihui:REALLY?OMG! THANK YOU SO MUCH TEZUKA!!!
I LOVE YOU!!!
Tezuka(turning to Ruth):In your face!
Ruth:Sihui ah...shucks...at least there's someone I know who'll NEVER say that phrase
Sanada:We'll see.
Huiling:Er...roses?Thanks Sanada.
Sanada:Don't mention it.
Huiling:...you can let go of me now Sanada.
Sanada:BUT YOU'RE SO CUDDLY!
Huiling:Before I stick my fingers up your nose...
Sanada:Ok.Sorry.
Releasing Huiling, Sanada reached into the pink limo and bought out a...
Huiling:What's that?
Sanada:Chocolate castle.
Huiling:Serious?It's really...OH WOW!!! I CAN EAT THIS THING???
Sanada:Yep!
Huiling:Oh...Oh...
Ruth:Steady Huiling!Steady...
Huiyu:Ah...Just say it!
Huiling:I ADORE YOU SANADA!
Sanada:...not the actual words but they'll do!
With that, all seven couples began cuddling each other and laughing and basically being very happy.
Atobe:Ok gang! Let's go!
Shihan:Where?
Atobe:To the Flyer.I booked seven compartments for each couple.
Oshitari:We'll be having dinner there.
Sihui and Zuhairah and shihan:OMG!!!!
Yueyu:Wow!!Let's go Niou, I can smell sushi and Takoyaki already!
Xueyi:I want the black limo!
Sanada:How about you Huiling?
Huiling:Definitely the black one.
Inui:Zuhairah and I will be flying there in the cow hot-air balloon
Atobe:Huiyu, please dun pick the...
Huiyu:PINK LIMO!
Atobe:...predictable...
As Zuhairah loaded onto the hot-air balloon with Inui and Xueyi fought with Huiling (who had bitten off the head of the chocolate man) over the black limo,
Sihui (who was still cuddling the three puppies)and Shihan (who was already dressed in one of the gowns)were both guided into the white limo by their smiling partners. Yueyu and Huiyu bounced into the pink limo gleefully while Niou and Atobe winced.
Atobe:Ok!Let's go!
With a roar, all three limos tore out of the school, leaving the hot-air balloon and unicorn flying and running in their wake. BPGHS, still stunned by the whole affair remained mysteriously silent.
Ruth:Happy Valentine's Day Folks!
THE ENDThis story is entirely fictional, no animals or hot-air balloons were harmed in its making and rest assured. The lush green grass of BPGHS still remains unmarred by Atobe's tire tracks. Any resemblence to characters living or dead is entirely intentional and we hope to see you again soon.
HOOHA!
Ruth:AAAH!!WE'RE UNDER ATTACK BY THE GEARMANS!
Huiling:What's that?
