Ruth

2011-02-22T02:23:00.001-08:00

Sometimes when my dad says stuff I feel like doing something really violent...I dun control my anger. I store it inside me because I KNOW. If it ever gets out, the me everyone ever knew will die

2011-01-03T04:15:00.000-08:00

I dunno. I used to think I would be forever cut off from JYF.

I prayed like crazy for a year and God answered my prayers!

During the Bataam church camp and Committee camp, I think I've gotten closer to them.Hahas. At least I'm okay with Grace and I have my sister t

o hang around with.

Not to mention the two Tudis...my piano disciples who love D.Gray Man's MUSICIAN...

THAT AWESOME PIECE OF MUSIC!!!It's awesome seeing them come to JYF even after camp.

K.H's an avid bible-reader with lots of JYF girls interested in him...Whoops!

And Nicholas always does the peace sign when he smiles or waves... Hahas, kawaii LOLS...

I'm like the JYF secretary now...and I hope I won't mess up. Bt anyways... things seem to be getting better:)

2010-08-31T06:16:00.000-07:00

Hahaha...Teacher's day today...Didn't give all of them stuff so feel rather guilty.
Mrs Eng my English tuition teacher
Tiger Tan
Miss Foo Wan Ling
Miss Meyes
Chuqing
Sophia....
Yeah....

I'M AN UNGRATEFUL BUM!!!

2010-07-15T06:19:00.000-07:00

WAHOO!!! I CAN FINALLY ACCESS BLOG!!!

First post in centuries...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY QIURU!!!!

2010-06-12T04:44:00.000-07:00

I wonder if the people around me know how I feel about them.
Do they all think I'm a nice, er...nice to push-around person?( nervous laughter)
Right. Since no one even comes here...

To the people who ever broken me:

Ezra, I understand why you left S-Word and I'm glad you went to a better church and found better friends and stuff, but yeah. After you left church has really sucked. I'm the only 1994 left here.

Emily, thanks for all the great times we shared, hope you're happy in the new church.

Shawn, you probably have your reasons, and I tried my best to forget everything you said that actually hurt. But if you think you can step on me all the time like ZiEn, I think I'll snap back at you one of these days.K? It's ok if u forgot what u said but dun worry. Forgiven. Just dun try yr luck by repeatedly blurting out stuff like that:)

Huiyu. You're a great friend. But sometimes you do like to compare how many more friends you have than me. You also like to cut into my conversations with people and throw me aside.You worked hard to get where you are. High IQ, high EQ, bt work more on the sensitivity.

Mum and dad and Hagios, gd job being a happy family. You look so nice together I sometimes forget I exist. So I dun dare to show u wat I'm drawing. Understand this word?

SHY

otherwise, I love you guys. You're the best parents anyone can have, but you grunt a lot at me or just treat me like I'm a lunatic. And you dun listen to me the moment the T.V's on...

SAILORS. Something happened the moment we went to separate classes. We changed. I accept that. Just PLEASE k. I'm fro 4L1, and my grades aren't awesome. Just dun look at me in corridors like I'm a delinquent now.

Teachers. You said you never gave up on me. OH REALLY???Nah. You guys are awesome.

Daoshis. I'm sorry I'm not more open. Maybe it's all the people in JYF who look at me like I'm a weirdo. You want me to change? I thought we were supposed to accept people. Not force them to change.

That's it. I'll concentrate on O'levels. Just one thing.

I think I'm going to die this year.I feel it.Maybe not literally. Maybe my personality will just change or something.

Thanks for letting me let out some of the darkness inside me.:)

and one more thing.

ARE YOU HAPPY?

2010-06-11T20:33:00.000-07:00

Woah... Haven't posted in a long time. In Church now...AAAHHH!!!HELP ME!!!HOW DO U DANCE THE SORRY SORRY DANCE???Hang on...
How do u TEACH people to dance the stupid dance???

2010-03-17T14:11:00.000-07:00

Ohayo gozaimas!We`re in Japan and...it`s really really COLD!!! The keyboard`s full of weird jap characters... Using the hotel`s..And now gotta go cause Xueyi has stomachache. Missing u guys!!!

2010-03-01T03:13:00.001-08:00

Lately, I've been wondering who exactly I am...Sometimes I really dun understand myself anymore.

I changed so much because of the people next to me.

And you know what?I'm troubled, because my friends are troubled, and we're all sick and tired of being EMO.

Everyone should just lie back and relax...enjoy this colourful world we live in...

Oh. but I forgot. we have O'LEVELS

And even after the Sarah G class, I can't study! I

DEMAND AN EXPLANAION FROM MYSELF!

Singapore nowadays is really dangerous... if u dun study hard, u won't make it out to society alive.So guys...stop being upset! Let's study and walk off towards the sunset together laughing!

We'll get out of this alive!

2010-02-27T16:12:00.000-08:00

Ok.IU'm human...so I make mistakes kay? Here's some...

I rely a lot on my first impressions, and it's really hard to change them... I also care a lot about peoples' impressions about ME

NEVER eat doughnuts while typing a post. Gets sugar all over the keyboard.

Don't open the instant noodle flap before it's done...dun tear it off like I did either. Or you'll need to put a book on it.(preferably AMATH)

Don't dress up in a mascot suit...EVEN if its Pikachu

2010-02-21T04:49:00.000-08:00

Sihui's gonna go crazy for this...but there has been cries that it's a mega RACIST SHOW! Take Aang for example...and Zuko...and the Earth girl who resembles Yueyu eeriely...they dun look anything like the wites(no offence, but the REAL Aang IS wearing a Chinese or Tibetian monk's robe.) Then comes Kitara and her bro...they have brown skin in the cartoon, so I was expecting er...some actors who have brown skin?BUT THE ACTORS HERE HAVE WHITE SKIN!!! THAT'S RACIST!!! THEY'VE RUINED MY VIEW OF AVATAR FOREVER!!!

KITARA!!! I actually imagined some Mexican or Malay girl acting as her! Actually I was thinking Zuhairah would make a great Kitara!!!And MingJian could be Aang! (if he shaved his head)

Nevermind. ENJOY!

2010-02-18T03:22:00.000-08:00

I lie a lot. And lately I've been accused of that.

Ok. I dun deny it, but I did it for fun.Mischeivous u know, like Puck from Midsummer Night's dream!

KKK... I'm sorry if I hurt/ridiculed u guys with my sick pranks...

List of remembered lies:

>Told Sihui my left eye was blind, couldn't see anything with it.

>Told friends Atobe was coming to school cause I invented a machine that makes anime characters real

>Told my juniors that Jungmin from SS501 was my cousin...

>Told them I was living in a hotel in Orchard because I just migrated from some distant country.

>Told Mr Phang I originate from North Korea

AAAARRGGUUHH!!! I'M SO SORRY!

GOD MAY HAVE FORGIVEN ME BUT U GUYS...I'M SORRY TOO!!!

(Even God forgiving me still means the most)

SUMIMASEN! SUMIMASEN! SUMIMASEN!

GOMEN NASAI! GOMEN NASAI! GOMEN NASAI!

So DUN SET A LION ON ME!!!

I'm serious.

*I'll stop lying. If I do, forgive me. I mean no harm. So give me your hand and let me make amends...

2010-02-18T03:12:00.000-08:00

Alright people!This is Wokami Shinichi IN THE HOUSE!!!

It's my sister's birthday tday! That's rite! She's the brat on the left...OOPS!!!I mean the ANGEL!!!

Isn't she cute???

She's 12 this year!Wish her gd PSLE results! Then can come into BPGHS...get bulied by Chiam...LOL

Many thanks to Xueyi who bought her a present!Even though she's not her sis...and the present is mor expensive than mine...

NEVER MIND!!!

Oh yeah...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

P.s That person on the left is my twin sister

Wokami Rasu...(ok...it's me lah...LOLS!)

2010-02-15T02:15:00.000-08:00

Have fun, and TAG!!!

Does that look like the behind of a chicken to you?

So what 'thing' are we talking about here?

Uh oh children, better stand three steps back from it!

That's right! But what are we?Elephants?

Ooh...I probably belong in this club...

Nothing but a good dash of scorn in the morning to get u going...

Yeah. Wouldn't it be great if our sky was grey and rivers black?

HOOHA!

2010-02-11T22:33:00.000-08:00

I'm so so so sorry people....

but Portgas d Ace is DEAD.

He's one of me and my junior's fave characters frm One Piece...

So here's a tribute to him(Orbituitary)

We're really sorry you were killed by that freaking Magma freakin guy freaking Akainu ,Ace. We're all really glad you were born so stop asking yourself that stupid question...

OF COURSE YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN BORN!

We dun care if yr father was the scum of the sea or something! You were one of the coolest characters in One Piece!

AAAA!!!ODA! WHY DID U KILL YR OWN CHARACTER???!!!

p.s If u dun watch or know wat One piece is, or u simply dun sympathise with me, then ignore this post and look at the other ones

2010-02-11T01:22:00.000-08:00

Welcome! To the Prince Of Tennis

VALENTINES DAY SPECIAL!!!

Dedicated to all the girls in this story:

Huiyu

Huiling

Shihan

Sihui

Xueyi

Yueyu

Zuhairah

HERE WE GO!!!

One beautiful 11th of February at BPGHS...

Yueyu: Man...everyone's giving each other flowers...

Huiyu:Yeah...sigh.

Ruth:What's with all the sad faces?

Xueyu:...u wouldn't understand...u have never experienced the four-letter word before.

Ruth:The one that starts with L and ends with E?

Shihan:Yes. You guys lucky lor!Can go Japan this March...I wish I hadn't used my IF fund..

Zuhairah:Those days on the HwaChong campus with the guys were really great eh?

The eight girls sighed, watching guys chasing after girls and girls throwing bunches of roses at each other.Recess was almost over, and none of them had received anything yet.

Suddenly,

Zhaowei:Er...Huiyu...

Huiyu:Yes?

Everyone looks on in interest

Zhaowei:I...I have something to tell u...

Huiyu:Yes?

Everyone leans forward...

Zhaowei:I accidentally broke your chair when I stood on it to reach the projector...

Huiyu:WHHHAAATTT!!!!!

Ten seconds of mindless violence later...

Sihui:I miss Tezuka...

Shihan:I wonder how Fuji kun's doing...

Xueyu:Oshitari...

Zuhairah:Wonder if Inui's thinking of me...

Huiling:What if Sanada finds another girl...

Yueyu:Niou went back to Japan a few weeks before...wonder who he's disguised as now...

Huiyu:Atobe...that jerk had better not be messing around!

Ruth:WILL U GUYS JUST KNOCK IT OFF???

Suddenly, Marcus raced into the classroom, panting and wheezing.

Huiyu:Wat's up Margeret?

Marcus:...three limos...in school...everyone...there...Atobe and Jap guys...

Those words were enough.All seven girls leapt instantly to their feet and hounded out of the classroom.

Ruth:Guys!Wait for me!

On the ground floor, chaos reigned.

Miss Foo:OMG!

Mr Peacock:G!

Miss Lee:AAAH!!!

Mr Lee:Call the police!

The girls slid to a halt in the courtyard as

a pink limo

a white limo

and a black limo

roared into the school, trampling the grass and tearing up the concrete pavement.

Huiling:Oh my...

Xueyi:I can't believe this...

Mr Tiger Tan:Hey! GET OFF THE GRASS!!!

The BPGHS students screamed and dashed to the safety of their classrooms, scattering rose petals and balloons in their wake. Only the 8 4L1 girls stood motionless in the middle of the assembly courtyard.

Before the teachers' terrified eyes, the three cars bore down towards the girls. For a moment, it looked like they were going to be hit, then all three cars screeched to an abrupt halt.

Seven figures strode out of the cars.

Yueyu:OMG...

Sihui:I...I...

Huiyu:ATOBE!!!

A tall, silver-haired guy leapt out of the black limo and dashed towards Huiyu.

Atobe:HUIYU!!!

Huiyu:ATOBE!!!

The two enveloped each other in a gigantic hug, and both began to laugh hysterically.

Huiyu:I can't believe you actually came all the way here from Japan!

Atobe:Well...the other guys were pressurising me...

From behind him, six guys slid smoothly out of the cars.

A lean, tanned boy with spiky silver hair stretched his long limbs and scanned the group of girls for his special someone. When he did, a mischievous smile flitted across his face.

Niou:Yui, Yueyu.

Yueyu:Yo.

Grinning, Niou stepped forward and latched onto Yueyu.

Yueyu:What are you doing...AAAH!!!

Niou laughed like a madman as he spun Yueyu around in the air, his silver hair flying wildly.

Ruth:...poor Yueyu...

Zuhairah:Inui...sniff...

Inui arranged his glasses and smiled bravely.

Inui:Zuhairah...sniff...

Inui and Zuhairah:I MISSED YOU!!!

The two flung themselves at each other, ready to cry their hearts out when both slipped on their shoelaces.

Zuhairah:Oh boy...

Inui:The chances of us falling the moment we saw each other WAS 68.23%...

CRASH!!!!

Tezuka rolled his eyes and strode up to the tallest member of the group. Despite being the tallest girl in class, Tezuka still towered over Sihui.

Tezuka:How's things?

Sihui:Kekoo!Just fine!

Tezuka:Right...glad you're er...healthy.

Sihui:Glad you look fine too...

A moment of silence, then...

Sihui:TEZUKA!!!

Tezuka:SIHUI!!!!

You get the idea.

By this time, half the school was streaming out of the buildings, curiously flocking around the courtyard.

Shihan:Er...Fuji?What's with the get up?

Fuji:Oh!I'm here to serenade you!

Happy Valentine's day to you!

Your cheeks are both red...ed

And your lips are all blue!What happened to you???!!!

Shihan:I think I'm so happy I'm gonna faint...

Fuji:ARGUH! SOMEONE GET THE POLICE!

Oshitari:I think she's just a bit overwhelmed by the moment, give her a break.

Xueyi:Oshitari...

Oshitari whipped his head around at the sound of Xueyi's voice and beamed.

Oshitari:Xueyi...I've dreamt so much of this moment...The moment when I finally confess my...

Xueyi:Why aren't you wearing black?

Huiling:...

Ruth:...

Oshitari:...ARRRGUH!!!I'M SORRY!!!

Sanada:Oshitari!Get a grip!Don't let yourself go to pieces because of a woman!

Huiling:Sanada...you came all this way for me?

Sanada:...OH HUILING MY LOVE!

Goddess!perfect!nymph!divine!beautiful!

Everyone:YOU'RE TOTALLY CONTRADICTING YOURSELF!!!

Atobe:It's so lovely to be back in school!

Huiyu:Yeah...but you've torn up the grass and everything...

Atobe:Who cares?I'll get workers and garderners to fix it or something...

Mr Lee:KEIGO! I demand to know the reason for your unorthodox visit here!

Mr Tan:Wait lah Mr Lee. It's never wise to get between a loving couple. Something tells me we're going to get to see something really interesting...

Ruth:...so you guys came all the way here just for a kiss and a hug?

The seven guys froze for 3 seconds, then all seven of them let out a...

"OH YAH HOR!"

Xueyi:Shihan ah...maybe you shouldn't have taught Fuji Singlish

All seven guys dived into the limos and began rummaging through its vast interior. Finally, Atobe stepped out holding a bouquet of flowers.

Huiyu:OMG! Is that for me?

Atobe:Yes...for you my love...

Huiyu:OMG!!!!

Zuhairah:G.

Atobe:Oh yeah. Something else...

Atobe smiled smugly and snapped his fingers.Suddenly, the sound of hooves pounding the earth could be heard.

Oshitari:...Guys, what was that?

Suddenly, something large and white flew across the courtyard.

Huiyu:OMG!

Ruth:Er...

Shihan:Wow.

A unicorn pranced around Atobe and Huiyu, neighing melodiously and shaking its beautiful head.

Atobe:I heard that girls loved unicorns, so...

Huiyu:ATOBE! I LOVE YOU!!!

Ruth:Figures he wouldn't get her anything to do with SHINee...

Huiling:Yeah. He probably killed them all.

Oshitari:My turn!

Smiling secretively, he pulled out two bunches of flowers from behind his back.

Xueyi:Monochrome roses all the way from Translyvannia...

Oshitari:You like them?

Xueyi:Yes...but...

Oshitari:The Kuroshitsuji comic book series is in the car.

Xueyi:...I LOVE YOU OSHITARI!!!

Niou:Ahhaha! Yueyu!I bought this because the flowers smell and look sweet!

Yueyu:Oh...thank you. Just like me right?It's beautiful!

Niou:Just like the candy you leave in your pencilcase.

Yueyu:SO THAT'S WHERE ALL MY SWEETS DISAPPEARED TO!!!

Niou:WAIT! There's more!

Yueyu:Nothing can save you now Niou!

Niou:Here!

Yueyu stared speechless at the flood of teddybears.

Yueyu:...Ok.I'll let this pass.

Niou:Hey!Where's my I love you?

Atobe:Be grateful she didn't bash you up you dolt!

Fuji:Nah.Shihan, this is for you.

Shihan:Oh Fuji!They're so pretty!I love you!

Ruth:Ok, that was fast...

Niou:Yueyu...tell me you love me!

Yueyu:Get me Takoyaki first the we'll talk about it...

Niou:Right away Madam!

Fuji:I also bought you three dresses because you looked stunning in green the last time we met.

Shihan:I LOVE YOU FUJI!!!AHHH!!!!

The rest of the school looked on in amazement as Shihan threw herself at Fuji and began messing up his brown hair.

Mr Lee:...Students have weird ways of showing their affection ah?

Inui:Zuhairah, I bought flowers too.

Zuhairah:Ooh!

Inui:I'm sorry I couldn't find flowers with cowprints on their petals...

Everyone:THAT'S BECAUSE THEY DUN EXIST!

Inui:Anyway, I'm 100% sure you'll like this.

He pulled out a remote and clicked it. Suddenly, a shadow began to loom above the courtyard.

Everyone who looked up was struck dumb with surprise.

Ruth:AAAH!!WE'RE UNDER ATTACK BY THE GEARMANS!

Mr Tiger:It's the Zepellins! The Zepellins I tell u!!!

Sanada:...that's a hot air balloon

Zuhairah:OMG! A COW!

Inui:The chances of Zuhairah saying those three words are...

Zuhairah:I LOVE U INUI!!!

Inui:100%.

Tezuka:At last!Time for me to show my devotion and love for Sihui!

Sihui:...you dun have to do that...

Tezuka:Come on, dun be shy.Take it.

Sihui:...thank you Tezuka...

Ruth:There's no way Sihui will say those three magic words. She's too 保守。

Tezuka:We'll see...

He stuck two fingers into his mouth and let out a piercing whistle.

Three tiny figures bounded out of the white limo.

Sihui:OMG!!!

Three adorable puppies scampered over to Tezuka and sihui where they began to nose Sihui's legs inquisitively.

Sihui:I...I...I always wanted a puppy!

Tezuka:And now there're three of them.

Sihui:which one should I choose...OH! I can't! They're all so cute!

Tezuka:What are you talking about?they're all yours!

Sihui:REALLY?OMG! THANK YOU SO MUCH TEZUKA!!!

I LOVE YOU!!!

Tezuka(turning to Ruth):In your face!

Ruth:Sihui ah...shucks...at least there's someone I know who'll NEVER say that phrase

Sanada:We'll see.

Huiling:Er...roses?Thanks Sanada.

Sanada:Don't mention it.

Huiling:...you can let go of me now Sanada.

Sanada:BUT YOU'RE SO CUDDLY!

Huiling:Before I stick my fingers up your nose...

Sanada:Ok.Sorry.

Releasing Huiling, Sanada reached into the pink limo and bought out a...

Huiling:What's that?

Sanada:Chocolate castle.

Huiling:Serious?It's really...OH WOW!!! I CAN EAT THIS THING???

Sanada:Yep!

Huiling:Oh...Oh...

Ruth:Steady Huiling!Steady...

Huiyu:Ah...Just say it!

Huiling:I ADORE YOU SANADA!

Sanada:...not the actual words but they'll do!

With that, all seven couples began cuddling each other and laughing and basically being very happy.

Atobe:Ok gang! Let's go!

Shihan:Where?

Atobe:To the Flyer.I booked seven compartments for each couple.

Oshitari:We'll be having dinner there.

Sihui and Zuhairah and shihan:OMG!!!!

Yueyu:Wow!!Let's go Niou, I can smell sushi and Takoyaki already!

Xueyi:I want the black limo!

Sanada:How about you Huiling?

Huiling:Definitely the black one.

Inui:Zuhairah and I will be flying there in the cow hot-air balloon

Atobe:Huiyu, please dun pick the...

Huiyu:PINK LIMO!

Atobe:...predictable...

As Zuhairah loaded onto the hot-air balloon with Inui and Xueyi fought with Huiling (who had bitten off the head of the chocolate man) over the black limo,

Sihui (who was still cuddling the three puppies)and Shihan (who was already dressed in one of the gowns)were both guided into the white limo by their smiling partners. Yueyu and Huiyu bounced into the pink limo gleefully while Niou and Atobe winced.

Atobe:Ok!Let's go!

With a roar, all three limos tore out of the school, leaving the hot-air balloon and unicorn flying and running in their wake. BPGHS, still stunned by the whole affair remained mysteriously silent.

Ruth:Happy Valentine's Day Folks!

THE END

This story is entirely fictional, no animals or hot-air balloons were harmed in its making and rest assured. The lush green grass of BPGHS still remains unmarred by Atobe's tire tracks. Any resemblence to characters living or dead is entirely intentional and we hope to see you again soon.

HOOHA!

2010-02-06T03:44:00.000-08:00

Sometimes I feel useless. I hate studying...for Chem and EMath. I hate doing homework, and I love to draw...but need a teacher cause I can't draw THAT well yet...should never have left Art Club...And my EQ sucks. I sometimes start really hating people next to me...and they're my FRIENDS for God's sake!I'm supposed to love them!I could blame everything on mood swings but...I think I have an evil alter-ego.
There r so many things I wish I can tell my friends...like how I feel abt them, but if I DO let them know, I'll lose them. Hang it. I've lost so many people. People I thought were friends used me because I was lonely. Then when they had other BETTER friends, they lost me.

And I feel...nothing anymore.

I don't like talking to people, but I envy the vivacious people like

Jorin
Huiyu
Qiuru

and then sometimes...that envy turns into something else.
Funny thing is, I can be telling myself I REALLY REALLY hate someone but the moment that someone comes up to me and talks nicely to me, all that hatred melts away.
I feel like a freak. And I always think that people think the worst of me. Maybe they do, bt I really care abt what people think of me because I think I'm insecure inside.

When people see me...when YOU see me, what's your first impression?

Why do I feel evil...not the "I'll smack yr face MWAHAHAHA!" kind of evil, but the kind of "One day I'll destroy you all" kind of evil. I need God's guidiance...

Ok...major confession time.

1)JYF...sometimes I really really dun like it.(Hate is such a strong word) I dun feel like I'm one of them. They can tell me I AM one of them, but I know I'm not. For now, I'm happy as long as I can be of use in JYF

2)Sometimes I get urges to scream at people. So dun boss me around. Dun yell at me to do something because it triggers something in me. I'm not good with words but I can feel something straining in me. I know if I ever let it out I'll hit you and lash out at you,then feel sorry...so sorry that I'll wish I'm dead so STOP ME

3)I cry at night sometimes because I feel something in me that's not right...and most of the time I dunno why I cry. I blamed a lot of stuff for this. Ezra leaving... not being able to be as lively and beautiful and happy as the rest of the people...being fat, being ugly, being fat AND ugly...

4)God.Dun YOU EVER INSULT HIM. He's the only one who EVER listens to me and he's the ONLY one I can depend on. Sometimes when I hear people bad-mouthing God, Using bad words with his name, or just challenging his existence, I feel a different kind of anger... I still want to hit the person but I can control it, even dismiss the thought of slamming my fists into their faces.

5)God help me please...I'm violent. I had this problem when I was 13 and now it's coming back again because I'm hollow. I need to fill it up with something. The last time I had my friends, the S.A.I.L.O.R.S...but as I grow older I start finding faults with evryone, AND me!Old friends...I can't bring myself to trust them.
I hate seeing people I love enjoy themselves with other people I dun like so much cause i'm afraid they'll leave me again. I'm over-protective.Possessive evn.
I fill up the emptiness by drawing, and getting tired. But...help me Father.

6)The day I stop being of use to anyone, the day I can no longer serve the ones I love...that's the day I'll fade.
So until that day, I'll make HIM and the ones who matter happy. And no matter how hard it gets, how tired I am, I'll never allow that beast inside me to hurt another person.

Maybe I'm just really angry about something unknown and need to lash out or vent my frustrations on people.

2010-02-05T04:25:00.001-08:00

If you think your English's bad, TAKE HEART!!!

I dun think anyone's going in for a while...

You heard the leaf...

Bet they didn't need an SPCA

How much a litre?

Your fingers will never be the same again...

STD strikes again...

...wonder what made them change their mind...

2010-02-02T01:17:00.001-08:00

Right...New month, new year... time 4 the random once-in-a-while
TEN TOP ANIME GUYS COMPETITION!!!WOOHOO!!!

And this time's a little diff cause I'll give reasons why I like them!

Okkk...10th place...

Name:Seiichi Yukimura
Job:Rikkai captain from Prince of Tennis.
W.G.W.D.F.H(why girls will die for him):
He has lovely blue hair
He has a rather elegant face, like a prince
He's a nice guy! I luv his blue hair!Maybe I've got a thing for guys with blue hair...

9th place

Name:Kotaro Katsura
Job:Terrorist from Gintama
W.G.W.D.F.H:
He has long silky hair
He loves bombing up people...so funny...hahaha...
He smiles so nicely!And I luv it when his hair streams behind him!

8th place

Name:Uchiha Itachi
Job:S-ranked ninja from Naruto
W.G.W.D.F.H:
He's kinda mysterious and cool.
He sacrificed his life for his bro...yeah.He's DEAD
He's really powerful...and I luv his beautiful red eyes!

7th place

Name:Hibari Kyoya
Job:Guardian of Cloud from Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
W.G.W.D.F.H:
He's cool, one of the most powerful guys in the entire anime
Has this cool phrase "Kamikorosu" which means I'll bite you to death cause he hates crowds. Loves beating people up
HE'S GOT A CUTE LITTLE PET CANARY!!!
He sings really really well!Check out Sakura addiction

6th place

Name:Tyki Mikk
Job:The "pleasure" of the Noah from D.Gray Man
W.G.W.D.F.H:
He's a gentlemen.
He's cute when he smiles
He's so charming and innocent and pretty!
Great boyfriend material...he can stick his hand through your stalker's body and pull out his heart...

5th place

Name:Takasugi Shunsuke
Job:Radical terrorist from Gintama...
W.G.W.D.F.H:
Owns his own terrorist company...
Looks cool in a bright kimono...not many guys can do that nowadays...
He's mysterious in a hot kind of way...
He's aloof, cold and sarcastic with a really deadly sense of humour...
男人不坏女人不爱。。。

4th place

Name:Byakuran

Job:Boss of Millefiore mafia group from Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

W.G.W.D.F.H:

...see that beautiful white fluffy hair?

And he's so CUTE! He eats marshmallows and smiles a lot and plays tricks on his subordinates and...

He's evil.Yeah.That's the main thing.

3rd place

Name:Yu Kanda

Job:Exorcist from D.Gray Man

W.G.W.D.F.H:

He has lovely long blue hair...sigh...

He's cool, hot and... that's an oxymoron...

He's cute when he gets angry

He's tall, dark and handsome, and he's super strong!

2nd place

Name:Rokudo Mukuro(ha!try saying that 10 times)
Job:Guardian of Mist from Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

W.G.W.D.F.H:

His lovely blue hair...sigh...

He's cute when he smiles too!Especially when it's an evil smile...

he's independent and fights on whichever side he wants...he also defeated Guy number 7...

Love his voice. And his pet owl. And his power of human-possession...and illusions.

1st place...

Name:Hatake Kakashi

Job: Genius Ninja from Naruto

W.G.W.D.F.H:

He's hot...let's just admit that first...

He's nice, funny and caring...and always late.

He's tall and rather childish sometimes...but that's a GOOD POINT!

P.S This picture of him without his usual mask might put you off so check out his real pic on the net

BYE!

2010-01-29T18:21:00.000-08:00

Last part of TURBULANCE!THE BPGHS ATOBE!!!

From the last time we picked up, the two homos Koharu and Yuuji as well as Kintaro appeared at BPGHS, after unleashing a hail of tennis balls upon the school.

Kintaro now demands the prescence of Ryoma Echizen so he can smash a box of Takoyaki into his face...or just play a game of tennis with him.

He's not leaving until Ryoma, who's in America shows his face and until then, Koharu and Yuuji will keep clinging onto any hot guy they fancy...

Atobe:this is a problem...if Ryoma isn't here by tomorrow, we'll have to forgo the school prom...

Sihui:GET YR HANDS OFF MY TEZUKA!!!

Huiyu:So how're we supposed to get him here?

Oshitari:Atobe...

Atobe:Ok...kabaji?

Kabaji:USU

Atobe:Chart off to America and kidnap Ryoma at once!

4L1 girls:WHHHAAATT?

Kintama:I WANT TO EAT TAKOYAKI!!!

Zuhairah:What an annoying brat...

Shihan:Yeah...GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FUJI U GAY!!!

Oiishi:U know wat?I have an idea...

Atobe:If it helps us to get rid of that annoying brat, I'll even be willing to overlook your stupid hairstyle...

Oiishi:HEY!

Xueyi:Kintama's not the only annoying jerk on the campus...

Oiishi:Anyway...Pssss...

As the two start conversing in Japanese, the Singaporeans are all struck dumb.

Yueyu:Er...wat r they saying?

Sihui:I dunno...

Huiling:I hope those two gays dun pick on Sanada...

Zuhairah:Or the tall guy with the square glasses...

Shihan:INUI!

Zuhairah:Fine!Whatever!

Kaidoh:SSSsss...

Tezuka:it sounds like a good plan Oiishi.

Yukimura:But where do we find him?

Atobe:Hmmm...my contacts tell me that he's in Malaysia trainingin a banana plantation...

Momo:WHAT?That's extreme!

Kirihara:That's next to this country right?

Inui:Yes. The chances of HIM gettingto Singapore by 4 this evening is about 80.37%.

Fuji:Then all is well!...GET OFF ME LAH!!!

Koharu:Never!Fuji-kun!Your eyes are so pretty when they open.

Shihan:That's it...I'll open HIS eyes! To PAIN!!!

Ruth:Relax Shihan..

Kintama:Hey!Big sis!

Huiyu:Huh?

Kintama:Wanna go on a date with me?

Huiyu:WHAT?

Atobe:GET U GONE U STUPID LITTLE PUNK!(smacks Kintama's red head.)

Niou:Yueyu!Wanna be my Prom date?

Xueyi:Know wat?This is getting really annoying...

Oshitari:Would u be my prom date Xueyi?

Xueyi:YES!

Ruth:...

Suddenly, the distant chime of a bell rings. Everybody looks up as Atobe leaps to his feet. Grabbing a microphone, he leaps onto a stage and yells...

Atobe:PEOPLE!IT'S TIME TO PARTY!!!

Straight away, crowds of screaming students start racing from all the blocks and assemble in front of Atobe in the courtyard.

Huiyu:What's going on?

Momo:No idea.Atobe was always one for surprises.

Atobe:Students of BPGHS! In 2 hours time, the school prom will start in the main hall in building A! Now I bid you to venture to Blocks G and F to try out your costumes!

Ruth:What costumes?

Huiling:What Prom?

Koharu:OOH!It sounds like such fun! Isn't that right Kirihara kun?

Kirihara:GET AWAY FROM ME!!!

Atobe:You may select any costume you want from the stores there, and if one of them gets too popular, then you may have to auction it off...

Zuhairah:We have stores on the campus?

With a scream, every student begins rushing towards blocks G and F... which turn out to be twin shopping malls the size off Jurong Regional Library (That's how big the Hwachong campus is)

There were about twelve stores in every building, all selling or renting different styles of clothing from Cosplay to Mascot costumes.

Yueyu:How are we supposed to get anything with so many people?

Niou:You're beautiful enough in your school uniform my dear!

Shihan:Aw...I wanted to wear a ball gown...

Zuhairah:Me too...with cow prints.

Oiishi:...

Atobe:Never fear! I knew this would happen so I reserved some clothes for all of us!

Huiling:sometimes I love that mole-guy.

Huiyu:HEY!

Sihui:What r u getting so defensive for? U LIKE HIM!!!???

Huiyu:NO!!My heart's with SHINee!!!

Sanada:Then let's go.Time's a wasting!!!

Later at block B...

Oshitari:You've did it again Atobe...

Inui:The chances of Atobe reservind an entire store for himself was 56% anyway.

Shihan:WOW!!!Look at all those dresses!

Zuhairah:Cow-prints!

Kintama:OOH!NICE!

Atobe;What the heck r u doing here?Security!

Ruth:Cosplay!Lot's of cosplay! I'm in heaven!

Sanada:Erhmm...guys?How do we look?

Huiling:FANTASTIC!!!!

Kaidoh:They look like morons...

Atobe:HEY!That was Oshitari and my theme!

Xueyi:Oshitari?

Seconds later, Oshitari and Atobe step out from a pair of dressing rooms...

Ruth:Wow...

Xueyi:Cool...but I wish it was black...

Oshitari:Now, my dear, choose something !

Huiyu:...

Shihan:YAY!BALL GOWN!

Ruth:COSPLAY!

Zuhairah:COW-PRINTS!!!

Huiling:I'm not wearing a dress hor!

Sanada:But you'll look good in one!

Huiling:...I change my mind.

After an hour, the entire crew assembled at the great hall at Block A. The hall was as wide as an indoor stadium, featuring a huge stage in the middle where singers and dancers performed. Everyone was dressed in fancy costumes, but Atobe had reserved all the best for his crew...

Huiyu:Ruth...why are you wearing Allen's costume?

Ruth:Because I keep tripping over Kanda's robes.

Huiling:Sanada looks so hot...

Kirihara:You too!

Sounds of a boy being savaged...

Zuhairah:I love my cow-print dress!

Xueyi:What's up with cow-prints?

Zuhairah:And what's up with the black matrix cloak?

Tezuka:Inui...Oishi...I cannot believe u atually chose to wear...Kawamura???When did you get here?

Oishi:That's Niou.

Shihan:Why the heck are you dressed as snow white?

Zuhairah:OOH!INUI!

Yueyu:Niou?Why are you dressed as a dwarf?

Niou:Only costume left.

Yueyu:AND TAKE THAT MASK OFF! IT'S HIDEOUS!!!

Somewhere in Japan, the real Kawamura sneezed.

Atobe rolled his eyes and leapt nimbly onto stage.

Atobe:HOW IS EVERYBODY???

BPGHS:AAAAAAA!!!!

Kintama:I still haven't seen Echizen yet...

Fuji:What a shame...

Shihan:!!!Fuji!Why're you dressed like that?

Fuji:Why?U dun like it ah?

Shihan:No. I LOVE IT!

Sihui:Love makes people go crazy...

Atobe:Tonight we're having two special guests all the way from America and Madagascar to perform for us! Let's give it up for...R and S!!!

Two figures stepped onto stage, the first was a rather short boy wearing a tuxedo and top-hat. As the light glanced off his green-tinged hair, the Japaneses guys all let out cries of alarm.

Tezuka:Ryoma!

Yukimura:Ryoma Echizen!

Momo:Oh no...Kintama...

Kirihara:RUN!Ryoma!

Kintama:KOSHIMAE!!!

The energetic young boy let out a roar and bounced onto stage.

Kintama:KOSHIMAE! I'M HERE TO SMASH TAKOYAKI ONTO YR FACE!

He took out a box of Takoyaki from his pocket and got ready to fling it at Ryoma's face.

Yueyu:AAH!SAVE THE TAKOYAKI!

Ryoma's brown eyes flashed and wit a flourish, revealed a shining red tennis racquet from behind his back.With a slash, he knocked all six takoyaki balls into the air, then somersaulted after them. The BPGHS crowd screamed in delight when he gobbled all of them up and landed neatly on the stage. With a cocky grin, he smirked at Kintama.

Ryoma:Mada mada dane.

BPGHS:AAAA!!!!

Kintama:Why you little...

A bandaged hand latched onto his shoulder firmly.

???:That's enough Kintama...

Kintama turned around angrily, then paled immediately.

Kintama:Captain...

Yuuji and Koharu:Captain-san!

Ruth:Woah...he's hot...

Shiraishi:I've heard of your mischief Kintama...get ready for your repercussions...

Kintama:NO!!! DUN UNLEASH YR POISON CLAWS ON ME!!!

Sihui:Huh?

Tezuka:Kintama read a manga that makes him think that Shiraishi has poison claws under those bandages.

Ruth:But what are those bandages for anyway?

Kaidoh:SSSsss...no one knows...

Atobe:Righto!After that amazing performance by Echizen Ryoma, we'll now get Ryoma, Shiraishi and Sanada to sing on stage...with ME!!!

Huiyu:WOW!

Huiling:Sanada can sing!

All four guys smiled at the screaming audience, then grabbed their microphones. The result was dazzling.

Ryoma:Baby...Negae banhae beorin naegae wae irae...Dureopdago mulleoseoji malgo...Geunyang naegae matgyeobwala eoddae...My lady!!!

Shiraishi: Ring ding dong!Ring ding dong!Ring diggi ding diggi Ding ding ding !

Atobe: Ring ding dong.Ring ding dong.Ring diggi ding diggi Ding ding ding!

Sanada:Ring ding dong.Ring ding dong.Ring diggi ding diggiDing ding ding!

Ryoma:Ring ding dong.Ring ding dong.Ring diggi ding diggiDing ding ding!

Huiyu,Sihui,Zuhairah and Shihan:OMG!SHINEE!!!

As BPGHS screamed and sang along with the music, no one was aware that one lonely little figure had disappeared from the hall... except for Atobe.

Shiraishi: Don't be silly girl (Silly girl)i

Sanada:You're my miracle (My miracle)

Atobe: Neoman gajil su itdamyeonNaegaen da pilyoeopneun geol...psss...Oshitari, take over me...

Oshitari:Huh?

As the duo swiftly exchanged places, Atobe sneaked out of the hall, ignoring the girl fans clawing unrelentlessly at him.

The figure in front of him was sitting alone, rather sadly on the stage he had been yelling on just now. Silently, Atobe crept up on the girl...

Atobe:BOO!

Huiyu:AAH!

Atobe:Why did u sneak out like that?I thought I sounded pretty good...

Huiyu:Oh shut up...

Atobe leaned over, concerned.

Atobe:You're crying?

Huiyu:NO!

Atobe:Yes u r...yr eyes r all red and sore.Are u crying 4 ME?

At that moment, Ruth runs up holding something.

Ruth:Nah.Yr eyedrops.Had to run up 4 floors man...

Huiyu:Thanks.

Atobe:...

Ruth:Hmmm...Hey!I think I kinda forgot something. BYE!

Ruth runs off leaving Huiyu and Atobe under the moonlight.

Atobe:...u've got sore eyes...

Huiyu:Yeah.What did u THINK?

Atobe:Sheesh...even until today, you're still the most annoying, insulting and downright beautiful girl I've ever seen.

Huiyu:YEAH?And you're the most bossy, pig-headed and incredible guy I've ever seen.

Seconds pass, then...

Huiyu:Beautiful?

Atobe:Incredible?

The two exchange looks, then blush to the roots of their hair.

Huiyu:ARGUH!I meant irritating!That just came out wrong!

Atobe:Erhmm...never mind.

A moment of Awkward silence hovered over them, then Atobe coughed.

Atobe:I really like your gown...

???:MAN!U GUYS R REALLY THICK!

The couple spun around in horror.

Huiyu:Kintama!What r u doing here?

Kintama:Shiraishi-senpai wanted me to show him around.

Atobe:...

Kintama:But u guys are really slow.

Shiraishi:Behave yourself Kin-chan!

The red-headed boy turned to face Atobe seriously.

Kintama:Do u like the big sis?

Atobe:What's this?An interrogation?

Kintama:Just answer the question buster!

Atobe shut his mouth with a snap, then he turned to face Huiyu, his silver eyes shining softly unde the moonlight.

Atobe:Yes.

Huiyu's mouth gaped open and her tawny face flushed bright pink.

Kintama:And big sis, do u like Atobe even though he's such an irritating obnoxious jerk?

Atobe:I'll break your scrawny little neck...

Huiyu:Yes!

Atobe's mouth fell open and he flushed bright pink as well.

Atobe:Really?

Huiyu:Yeah. Even though you're arrogant and stuck-up and bossy, but I still kinda like u...

Atobe:...this isn't about my money right?

Huiyu:Do I look like that kind of girl?

Atobe:...well then...

Shiraishi:Kintama, dun look.This isn't for kids.

Kintama:I'VE SEEN SNOGGING BEFORE K!

Suddenly....

???:ARE U READY TO ROCK IT???

Shiraishi:Oh!Guess you'll have to show me around next time Kin-chan!The concert's starting!

Let's get in there guys!

Smiling, Atobe and Huiyu linked hands, then dashed back into the crowd.

Back in the hall, they found some of the Japanese guys rocking around on the stage.

Yueyu:Now Niou's that weird guy with the plaster on his face...

Huiyu:Does he hate his face or something?

Atobe:Niou's just feeling self-conscious around his love.

Sihui:U missed Tezuka and Fuji's joke session just now!I

laughed until I cried.

Ruth:SHHH!I can't hear them singing!

That night, BPGHS swayed and laughed as the Japanese students sang and danced on the stage like real movie-stars. As Huiyu and Atobe linked hands, neither had ever felt so happy before...

*********************

Momo and Kaidoh both fell for Kaiting and Jinmei(in order) and echanged numbers with them. Zuhairah and Inui both turned out to be avid fans of cow prints.

Niou refused to go back to Japan, disguising himself as random Singaporeans and staying in 4L1 with Yueyu.(Dats why u shouldn't trust any guy in 4L1)

Huiling and Sanada also exchanged contacts, and Xueyi and

Oshitari promised to email each other everyday.

As both Tezuka and Fuji planned to go to Germany to further their studies, they made pacts with Sihui and Shihan to study there as well.(They're leaving next year. Better treasure yr time with them).

Epilogue

9 months later...

Gakuto:WOOHOO!LOOK AT ME! I'm FLYING!!!

Atobe:Sign...hey.Shishido.

A guy wearing a blue hat turned around and glared at Atobe

Shishido:What?

Atobe:Know where Singapore is?

Shishido:What's that?A kind of dog?

Atobe:...Kabaji.

Kabaji:Usu.

The next minute, Shishido was joining Gakuto in flying around in the air.

Oshitari:...Atobe...take it easy...I miss her too.

Atobe:Yeah?I pine for her every night...

Oshitari:...but I hear they might be coming in March or something...

Atobe:Really! Huiyu's coming!

Oshitari:Xueyi and Ruth too...but only if their Chinese teacher allows them to...

Atobe:I'll charter 3 black limousines immediately.

Oshitari:I SAID IN MARCH! WERE U EVEN LISTENING???

THE END

P.S The moral of the story is... Mr Phang, if u dun let me, Xueyi and Huiyu go to Japan, 5 hearts will be broken. Not just three!For the sake of this two lovely couples, please allow us to go to Japan!求求你啦！！！

2010-01-29T18:00:00.000-08:00

Me and my sis r hooked on this.i'm annoying Sihui and Xueyi by rapping this in class

2010-01-29T17:39:00.000-08:00

Priceless...I love this guy's videos...

2010-01-25T01:28:00.000-08:00

This is a commercial...for what?You'll see...

2010-01-22T03:42:00.000-08:00

I'm ever so sorry I can't continue the story, bt anyway, me and Xueyi went to TOA PAYOH just to watch AVATAR!!! We got lost and asked abt five people, then ran around the place until we found the cinema 15 minutes b4 the movie started...It was in a half-demolished building...LOLS!!!

Anyway, the movie was BEAUTIFUL!!!

I'm going to but the disc after it gets out...4 those who watched it, I want to bond with an IKRAN too!!! No...I want to bond with the TORUK!!!SO I CAN FLY TO SCHOOL AND SCARE THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF EVERYONE!!!

P.S The flying thingies are IKRAN.

The TORUK is a huge red Ikran-like thingy.Their relationship is kinda like Eagle and crows...

And I cut myself with a pin...on my palm...it hurts man...

I'll continue the story next time.

TEEHEE!

2010-01-06T04:36:00.000-08:00

I think my best friend in all history moved on with his life... and forgot all about me. If you were in my shoes wat will u do?
Unlike him, I dun give up on my friends easily. I dun make friends easily because my heart only has space for a few special people. Now he's off the pedestral, I should stop hurting myself and move on.
The old friend I knew died the day he left us. Now it's time to invoke the old me.
Standing by.

2010-01-03T05:04:00.000-08:00

Yeah...tomorrow we're all going back to school...and you know...school's just plain...

BORING!!!!!

I mean...I WAS HAVING SO MUCH FUN!!!You know...

Painting/doing Art-stuff

fooling around with the piano...

eating...

AND NOW THEY TELL ME I NEED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL!!!!

AND GET AN INJECTION!!!

AND TAKE MY O'S!!!!

AND DO STUPID MATHS AND SCIENCE EQUATIONS ON THE BOARD!!!

but at least, we'll get to be back with friends we love... who share the same interests and dreams ...who make school at least less boring

so tomorrow, I'll wake up and brush my teeth...

and I'll walk to school with some of my friends...

and go to school and turn the entire world upside-down...

2010-01-01T00:14:00.000-08:00

Prison inmates from Phillipines dancing Sorry Sorry...WOWO!!!

2009-12-31T23:18:00.000-08:00

My JYF friend and this year's leader's going to Korea tmr...So here's like...a little story...

Qiuru goes to Korea, she stands at the airport and breathes deep breaths because even the air in Korea is special.

Suddenly someone runs past her and snatches her cookie...OOPS, I mean...wallet.

She yells "STOP THIEF!" in Korean and runs after the thief on her super long legs...yeah.She CAN speak Korean...

As the thief rounds a pillar, he smashes into someone and falls onto his backside.

Qiuru runs and tries to grab him, but slips on the thief's body and runs SMACK!!! into the person who smashed into the thief .

"OW!SORRY!SORRY!SORRY!"she cries...THEN SHE SEES WHO SHE BUMPED INTO!!!...

THIS GUY!!!

Name:Jae Joong

Occupation:Singer/Korean pop idol/man of her dreams

"OMG!!!"she covers her mouth quickly, then she realises that Jae Joong's forehead is bleeding...

"I'M SO SORRY!!!"she cries, and offers him a band-aid/plaster

"It's okay..." smiles Jaejoong, thinking he's never seen any girl run so fast before...or offer him a band-aid before.All the other girls he's ever seen only know how to scream "THIEF!" and wait for guys to run and get their wallets for them.

"Er...this is rather abrupt but will u go out with me?" he asks, absolutely smitten.

and Qiuru is like...

...

and after she thinks a bit, she is like...

OMG!!!!

JAEJOONG JUST ASKED ME OUT!!!!

P.S, JaeJoong is from a famous band called DBSK which Qiuru LOVES.

And that's when she remembers that the JYF ever told her that she might meet JAEJOONG in Korea and marry him...

So...will Qiuru really marry JaeJoong?

Well,she'll have to convert him to Christianity first...

but anyway...

HAVE A SAFE FLIGHT!!!(even if u dun see this post...)

2009-12-30T19:32:00.000-08:00

Part three of TURBULANCE!THE BPGHS ATOBE!...boy...we're getting really tired of this ah???

After BPGHS caught fire, Atobe decided against all odds to rebuild it...that was until he saw Hwa Chong, decided that it would be a better location and bribed the principal to exchange schools with BP.

Huiyu:So basically...you rebuilt our school, gave it to the Hwa Chong guys and exchanged schools...

Atobe:Yes.They have lovely grounds...on a hill and let's face it...the girls in the opposite school look a lot nicer than the ones here...

Oshitari,Tezuka,Sanada and Niou:I TOTALLY DISAGREE!!!

Fuji:...I doubt they'll have pretty fingers there...

Atobe:Aw just stop whining!!!

The Bpians looked on in awe as several HwaChong people began leading the various classes around the campus.Atobe's crew had smartened it up so now...it looked like a palace.

Zuhairah:WAH!!!The cafe is still here!

Huiling:So's the swimming pool...wait a minute...since when did we have water slides and a lazy river???

Ruth:Erk...I hate this place...brings back too many awful memories...

Kirihara:What memories?

Ruth:Well...I was the onlyone at the ASEAN summit and...HEY! WHEN DID YOU GET HERE???

Kirihara:I'm in 4L1 too!Hey...you knoew who that gal is???The tall silent one with the salt and pepper hair?

Ruth:Er...the one that keeps going TEZUKA...KUNIMITSU...?

Kirihara:Yeah.Who's she?

Oshitari:Knock it off Kirihara, she's Tezuka's.

Kirihara:Says who?She likes him because she hasn't gotten a load of ME yet!

Sanada:OY!You're too noisy!I can't hear what the tour guide is saying!

Kirihara:Sorry senpai...but Tezuka's a really ugly old man...

The building's original three-storey library had miraculously sprouted three more extra stories, and the music room had a gallery where the C.O or Band members could play.There was an indoor ice-skating rink, a rock wall, and ponds full of colourful tropical fish.The only problem was...

Huiyu:Sheesh...Where's the girl's room?

Atobe:What girl's room?

Huiyu:THE TOILET YOU DOLT!!!

In all the excitement of purchasing the campus, Atobe had forgotten one very important thing.

Shihan:Hwa Chong's a Boy's school...so they didn't bother to install any toilets for women...

Huiyu:WHAT!!!THAT'S INSANE!!!

Zuhairah:Maybe you could do it in the pond...we'll cover you.

Yueyu:Er...

Atobe:I'll handle this!

Immediately, he whipped out a handphone and began barking orders into it.

HwaChong Guy:HEY!No handphones on the campus!

Atobe:Not on my watch, buddy.Kabaji!

Kabaji:Usu!

Atobe:Get rid of that annoying pesk.He's getting on my nerves.

Kabaji:Usu!

The next moment, the HwaChong guy was sitting in a pond watching the classes go by. Atobe smirked and climbed onto the podium in the courtyard.

Atobe:ATTENTION EVERYONE!

BPians:ATOBE!ATOBE!ATOBE!ATOBE!

Huiling:This is getting ridiculous...

Oshitari:That's his way...

Kaidoh:SSSsss...show off.

Momo:Yeah...why don't they try yelling MOMO!MOMO!MOMO! for a change?

Kaidoh:Cause you're stupid...

Momo:YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!

Atobe silenced the audience with a snap of his fingers, then he pointed up at the sun shining high above his silver head...

Atobe:Me.

School:AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Female teachers:ATOBE!WE LOVE YOU!

Sihui:Tezuka Kunimitsu...

Atobe:Ok people, we've just arrived in a new school, and since Mr Lee is still AWAY for some personal reasons, I shall be the new principal of this school!

Yukimura:I smell the scent of disaster...

Atobe:So I declare this entire week a Sports week!You guys still have to come to school, but you can wear anything you like and play any sport you want!

Oshi:Serious???!!!

Tezuka:Oshi...he's not talking about us.

Inui:The chances of everybody playing Tennis is about 94.741%

School:YAYYY!!!!

Atobe:Further more...there shall be a school prom at the end of this week at the hall.

Yueyu:PROM???But we haven't even finished our O's yet!

Atobe:Dun worry folks!I've just contacted the ministry of education that our school has contacted a rare strain of disease...so you're all unfit to take any exams or injections for as long as I'm here!

Yueyu:Ok.I love him.

Huiyu:HEY!

Shihan:Whatcha getting so defensive about?You LIKE him???

Huiyu:No!(blushes)

Ruth:There goes another spinster...

Xueyi:It was bond to happen some day...

Suddenly, a terrific crash sounded in the heavens, and a tiny red whirlwind appeared out of nowhere. The sky turned stormy grey and an unnatural wind began to brew.

Sihui:What's going on?

Fuji:I don't know leh...

Tezuka:Atobe, get the students inside...

Atobe:You dun have to tell me...EVERYONE!GET INSIDE THE BUILDINGS!!!

Suddenly, a hail of round, hard objects began spinning down to Earth. One of them caught Yukimura on the head and he crashed to the ground with a thump.

Sanada:YUKIMURA!!!

Girls:YUKIMURA!!!

Atobe:NOW!

Huiyu:You heard the man!RUN!!!

The entire school began to stampede towards the direction of the blocks as the hail began to strike people down mercilessly.Thunder boomed and lightning flashed as the red whirlwind unleashed its onslaught of destruction

Ruth:Almost there...

Shihan:Ruth!WATCH OUT!

Something bounced off Ruth's head, and she fell down in a dead faint. The object rolled over to the feet of her stunned friends.

Everyone(I wish...):RUTH!!!

Oshitari scowled as he picked up the blood-stained object that had conked out Ruth.

Oshitari:It's a tennis ball...

Momo:Seriously?

Tezuka:I knew that whirlwind looked familiar...

Sanada:YUKIMURA!!!

Huiling:...I think I'll go get hit by a ball too...

Yueyu:COME BACK YOU IDIOT!IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!

A fallisade of balls shot down towards the Tennis guys and the 4L1 girls(because they were the only ones stupid enough to remain standing in the middle of the courtyard)

Atobe:Kabaji!

Kabaji:Usu!

With a roar, the mighty man swung out a tennis racquet and deflected the balls that attempted to knock his master out.

Shihan:AAAA!!!

Fuji scowled, his blue eyes flashing open. With a flourish, he darted in front of Shihan and raised his own racquet.

Fuji:The Swallow returns!!!

The balls flew away from Fuji's racquet like Swallows themselves when he executed one of his trademark moves.

Shihan:Woah...Thanks a lot Fuji.

Fuji:Dun mention it lah...

Xueyi:DUN TEACH HIM SINGLISH!!!

Unfortunately, Shihan wasn't the only one in danger. Tall, tall Sihui was about to be hit by yet another ball!!!

Sihui:Sometimes I regret being tall...

Someone stepped towards her and pulled her close

???:Stand closer to me...I'm about to execute Tezuka Zone Reverse.

Sihui:!!!Te...Zu...KA!!!!???

Tezuka and Sihui's eyes glinted as waves of golden enrgy surrounded them and guided the balls straight towards them.

Sihui:We're going to be hit!!!

Tezuka:TEZUKA ZONE REVERSE!!!

Huiling:Look!Everyone!I'm about to get hit by a...

Yueyu:STOP THAT!!!

Huiling:I'm serious!Someone help!I've got leg cramp!!!

Huiyu:WHAT???QUICK!SOME BOY!SAVE HER!!!

Xueyi:Oshitari!!!

Oshitari:NOOO! I REFUSE TO LEAVE YR SIDE!!!

???:SSSsss...BOOMERANG SNAKE!!!

???:SLAM DUNK!!!

Twin tennis balls sped away from Huiling when Kaidoh and Momo fended them off with their racquets.

Huiling:Thanks...but you're not Sanada...

Momo:It's nothing...

Kaidoh:SSSsss...

Momo:Hey!Why're you fighting over this girl with me?

Kaidoh:she's not yours u great doofus!

Niou:GUYS! OSHI'S BEEN KNOCKED OUT!!!

Tezuka:I told him to be careful...

???:MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Suddenly, the skies cleared and a slight, tiny boy dropped down from the sky onto the roof above their heads. The next moment, two taller, nimble figures also dropped down to Earth and raced over to Kaidoh and Momo.

Boy:HAHAHA!!!THOUGHT YOU COULD LEAVE ME BEHIND IN JAPAN HUH!!!

Niou:Kintama!

Kaidoh:OY!LEMME GO!!!

Momo:EW!!!LET GO! YOU'RE DISGUSTING!!!

Huiling:Arguh!Where did those two come from?

Sanada:The one with the glasses is Koharu and the one with the weird mask is Yuuji...They're homos.

Shihan:AAAHHHH!!!!

Kirihara:What are you doing here???

Koharu:We came to find Kaidoh and Momo-chan!!!

Momo:WHO TOLD YOU TO CALL ME MOMO-CHAN?STOP THAT!!! IT'S DISGUSTING!!!

Kintama:Where's Koshimae?

Huiyu:Koshi WHAT?

Atobe:He's talking about Ryoma. A guy back in Japan.

Kintama;YEAH!I WANA FIGHT RYOMA!WHERE'S HE???

Tezuka:He's back in America...

Kintama:WHAT!!!BUT I WANTED TO TREAT HIM TO TAKOYAKI!!!

Sihui:He sounds like a nice guy... Violent, reckless, but nice...

Yueyu:Anyone who likes Takoyaki can't be all that bad!

Kintama:I WANNA SMASH THE ENTIRE BOX OF TAKOYAKI AGAINST HIS FACE!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Inui:...Er...

Yueyu:HOW DARE HE TREAT TAKOYAKI LIKE THAT!!!

Koharu:TEZUKA-KUN!!!

Sihui:HEY! GET YOUR CLAWS OFF HIM!!!

Tezuka:...

Yuuji:KOHARU!!!

Koharu:What?I like him too!Don't be jealous, Kaidoh...

Kaidoh:WHY THE HECK SHOULD I BE JEALOUS???!!!

Yueyu:This is getting really disturbing to watch...

Atobe:YOU GUYS!!! YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS TO BE HERE!GET BACK TO TOKYO RIGHT NOW!!!

Kintama:NEVER! I WANT TO FIGHT RYOMA!!!!

Ruth:He's such a spoilt brat...

Everyone(again I wish):RUTH!

Huiyu:If u wanna fight Ryoma, then go to America!This is Singapore!

Kintama:...but I saved up so much for the ticket here...

Yuuji:Actually we just hid in the luggage place...

Koharu:SHUT UP YUUJI!

Kintama:Anyway, I'm not leaving until I fight Ryoma!So there!

Atobe:This is bad...he could tear up the entire place if we dun get Ryoma here soon...

Niou:Oh no!The PROM!!!

Sanada:Someone get Ryoma here quick! YUKIMURA!!!

Yukimura:ALRIGHT!ALRIGHT! I'M AWAKE!

Sanada:Oh.

Momo:HEY!WHAT ABOUT US!!!

Fuji:Just let Koharu and Yuuji cling to you for a couple of days Momo.

Kaidoh:SSSsss!!!

Tezuka:...

Huiyu:Shoot...I really need to go to the toilet...

WILL THE BPIANS AND THE JAPANESE GUYS GET RYOMA IN TIME BEFORE KINTAMA DESTROYS EVERYTHING?

WILL THE PROM GO ON AS PLANNED???

WILL KOHARU AND YUUJI EVER STOP BEING HOMOS?(probably never)

STAY TUNED FOR ...

TURBULANCE!!!THE BPGHS ATOBE!!!

2009-12-30T02:30:00.000-08:00

Ok...I dunno if I'm a loner or something but I don't mix a lot with people in my church...and I'm more judgemental of them because I expect so much more from Christians...erhmm, erhmmm...even though some of us Christians are even worse off than the non-christians.
We don't see ourselves as superior or anything, but we're a lot more strict with values.
NO BAD WORDS
NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE
NO UNDERAGE SEX
GUYS CANNOT WATCH PORN
DON'T WEAR REVEALING CLOTHES
DON'T LIE
DON'T BE A HOMO
DON'T SMOKE OR DRINK OR DO ANYTHING THAT HARMS YOUR BODY...

kkk...so these aren't the ten commandments...
here are the actual ones:

1 Do not have any other gods before me.(Don't go worshipping anyone else other than God) .

2 You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, punishing children for the iniquity of parents, to the third and the fourth generation of those who reject me,
but showing steadfast love to the thousandth generation of those who love me and keep my commandments.(Make yourself an idol (can be the real idols or Korean pop stars...anything you love more than God)and pay the consequences for your unfaithfulness. Stay with me and all will alright.P.S, it's not bad to be a jealous God...it shows your protectiveness of your people and how much you love them.Dun get the wrong idea)

3 You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord your God, for the Lord will not acquit anyone who misuses his name(Using his name wrongly, like putting a bad word right after you say his name...even saying the simple OMG can land you in hot soup).

4Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy.
For six days you shall labour and do all your work. But the seventh day is a Sabbath to the Lord your God; you shall not do any work—you, your son or your daughter, your male or female slave, your livestock, or the alien resident in your towns.
For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that is in them, but rested the seventh day; therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and consecrated it.(Don't work on Sundays)

5 Honor your father and your mother, so that your days may be long in the land that the Lord your God is giving you.(Respect and love your parents.They're superior to you)

6 You shall not murder(Dun kill anyone hor).

7 You shall not commit adultery(Having affairs...tsk tsk).

8 You shall not steal(That's not borrowing...)

9 You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.(Don't frame anyone)

10 You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.(Covet=I want what that person has...)

Yeah...so now you know more about my religion...
A church is supposed to be like one big happy family, but there are always false brothers and sisters in the community, trying to tear the church apart.

I belong in JUNIOR YOUTH FELLOWSHIP or JYF for short, and yeah...we're supposed to be one big happy family as well, but I dun feel like I belong there.
I've been in JYF for like 3 years already, but I still feel rather detatched from it.

It was better last time, but now I feel like an absolute loner. I don't mix with the majority of people because they have their own happy little clique, and I don't talk or like the same things as them. Everyone has at least one special friend who can back thm up in JYF but I have like...NOBODY???

I need a friend who's ALWAYS next to me, who is my best friend, not someone who runs off to other people just because I'm feeling EMO and won't talk to him/her. I need a friend who understands me and won't abandon me like several people I know...but thinking back, that person will have to be someone like GOD.

I know...I ask too much, but sometimes I can't stand it.I'm an introvet, so I dun have any appealing values and I don't make friends easily. I don't speak well, I'm not pretty, I'm short and stumpy like a dwarf and I have zero taste in fashion. I don't communicate well with boys because basically, they just find me really weird or scary, and most of the time, they're too busy hooking up cute girls with sparkling characters and bright smiles and long glossy hair...

Right...what does this have to do with serving God???I need friends to push me along. And right now, I know there're so many people who read this post and go

1)I'M YOUR FRIEND!!!
2)Dun be Emo...
3)It's your fault for being boring and stumpy...

well... to 1...
I appreciate the thought, but maybe you should be more forward in expressing those feelings of friendship(I'm not talking to everyone...I DO have some gd friends)

to 2...
If you're a female, wait till the first day of your menstration then we'll see who's more EMO

to 3...
I'm assuming you have either a diamond-bright character... or u r a highly insenstive prick.

ARRRGGGUUUHHH!!!!I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!
THIS IS THE REAL REASON I'M SO PISSED!!!
JYF took a photo without me, Clarice, Emily and Hannah, and apparently, then only realised that Clarice, Hannah and Emily went missing!
THEY DIDN'T REALISE I WAS GONE!!!!
AM I INVISIBLE???
I'M TOO FAT TO BE INVISIBLE!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

2009-12-28T03:43:00.000-08:00

OKK...since I'm back, and due to some requests...I'm continuing

TURBULANCE!THE BPGHS ATOBE!!!

After Atobe and Co's dramatic entrance, something predictable and extraordinary occured...

Mr Lee:You guys...the kids from Japan are all in for detention from 1 to 6 today.

A million Bpians:WHAT???

Tezuka:...If they can finish running ten rounds around this place by then...

Atobe(who was running):WHAT?

Momoshiro:THAT'S STUPID!

Kaidoh:SSSSssss!!!

Huiling:Wow...Sanada's legs are really long...

Yueyu:Quit looking at him like that!

Sihui:Tezuka...Kunimitsu...

Tezuka:Huh?

Sihui(blushes):Er...nothing...

Xueyi:NO!Oshitari!Run faster!!!

Oshitari:No!!!I'm not good at this! My long hair makes it hard to run!

Kirihara:That's yr own business loser!

Zuhairah:YOOHOO!Tall guy!Look here!!!

Ruth:Momo really looks like...

Huiyu:ALRIGHT!THAT'S IT!!!

Glaring at her friends, she grabbed onto their collars and dragged them all the way back to class.

Shihan:Ow!Let go!I wanna see Fuji-kun run!

Xueyi:Let go of me!I'm really pissed off right now!

Huiyu:Not until you guys awake from this madness!

Sihui:Tezuka Kunimitsu!:)

As Huiyu dumped her friends back into their seats, her mind raced furiously.If she didn't do something quick, he friends were all going to be swallowed up by this love-sickness.

Huiyu:Ok guys...this has got to stop!

Yueyu:What?I'm not involved in this!It's not my fault that creep Niou keeps staring at me...

Ruth:The fact that you learnt his name means you've definitely taken a shine to him...

Zuhairah:I dun even know what that tall guy's name is!Ina...Inu...INUI!AHA!I REMEMBER!!!

Xueyi:What?This has nothing to do with you!You're just mad because you dun have a guy you like...

Huiyu:Well excuse ME!!!But we're all having O'levels this year rite?What if we all start scribbling tiny hearts and boy names all over our notes instead of studying huh?

Ruth:I dun like Momo!I just think he really looks like Ez...

Xueyi:why's it so noisy ???

The girls poked their heads tentatively out of the classroom, just in time to witness another extraordinary spectacle.

Huiling:What the...

The teachers of 4 L1, all wearing blue tennis jackets were running laps around the block.In the lead was Mr Chiam, smiling away as he jogged around the school.Close behind him were teachers like Mr Siva, Mr Tai, Mr Peng, Tiger,Mr Seow Yong Li and Mr Osgodby.

Ruth:...the world's come to an end...

And at the side lines, dressed in cheerleader outfits were a throng of female teachers.

Miss Foo:Go Bukigaku!

Miss Aza:Fight...

the rest of the female teachers:O!

Miss Aza:Fight...

the rest of the female teachers:O!

Mr Siva:We need to run three more laps...

Mr Umbers:Anything...as long as we can...become...regulars...soon...HUFF!

Shihan:This looks really wrong...

Suddenly, Mr Lee stepped out into the courtyard, his face red with anger.

Mr Lee:WHY AREN'T YOU TEACHERS DOING YOUR JOBS???

Right away, every teacher stopped in their tracks and gawked at Mr Lee.

Tiger:Mr Lee, I always thought you were a reasonable man...but this time what you are doing is really too much ah!

Miss Lee:Yeah!You told us you would cut our pay if we didn't join the tennis team, then told us to start cheerleading and the guys to run twenty laps around the school!

Mr Peng:我快要受不了了！

Mr Lee:Wait wait wait wait wait...I told you to neglect your duties and start joining the tennis club?

Teachers:Yes!

Mr Lee: I said nothing of the sort!Is this some kind of rebellion or something?And why are Mr Tai and Mr Seow still here?

Mr Tai and Seow:We got a phone call from you...

Zuhairah:I smell a rat...

Yueyu:Niou!He must have pretended to be Mr Lee again!

Everyone:WHAT?

Yueyu:SHH!!The teachers will hear us!

Huiyu:That's it! I'm telling Mr Lee...

Yueyu suddenly steps in front of Huiyu, her face grim as death.

Yueyu:Don't you dare...

Huiyu:What is wrong with you guys?What's so great about those stupid tennis-freaks?

Ruth:Well...they DO look WAY nicer than any guy in school...

Xueyi:Yeah!Atobe gave us so many great facilities, and Oshitari is so smart!

Zuhairah:And Inu's so tall...and has such cute glasses!

Ruth:Inui. Inu's a dog...

Yueyu:And Niou's so fascinating...even though he creeps me out with those piercing eyes of his...but they give me the chills...in a good way.

Shihan:And Fuji's the prince of my dreams!

Sihui:Tezuka saved my life!

Huiling:Sanada's so mature and carries himself like a king!

Ruth:And Momo reminds me of my long lost friend...

Huiyu:SO WHAT?THEY'RE TURNING THIS SCHOOL UPSIDE DOWN!!!

Suddenly, a figure bursts into the school.

Shihan:Hey!It's that Oishi guy...

Oishi:FIRE!THE SCHOOL'S ON FIRE!!!

Everyone:WHAT???

True enough, soon the air was heavy with the smell of smoke.Screams filled the air as students ran from their classrooms, leaving their books discreetly under their tables for the fire to devour.

Mr Lee:MY SCHOOL!!!WHAT HAPPENED?

Oshi:The dead tree next to the basketball court caught fire...

Ruth:WHAT?OH NO!!!THE POOR TREE!I MUST RESCUE THE POOR TREE!!!

Sihui:Erm...guys...

Us:WHAT?

Sihui:You DO realise we're all trapped on the fourth floor right?

While they were talking in class, the entire floor had deserted to take a closer look at the teachers running like lunatics around the school.Now the fire was slowly but surely catching up to them.

Shihan:AAAH!!!WHAT DO WE DO???

Zuhairah:Can any of us here fly?

Huiling:DUIN SAY IT LIKE YOU'RE ASKING US IF WE KNOW HOW TO SWIM!!!IT'S NOT THE SAME THING!!!

Xueyi:Quick!That staircase's still clear!Let's run for it!!!

Without hesitation, Zuhairah, Yueyu,Huiling and Ruth bolted down the stairs. But just as the others were about to follow, a burning beam of wood crashed down, blocking their exit.

Huiyu:This is just like in the movies man...

Sihui:Ok...fire needs oxygen to burn so keep breathing!Breathe all the oxygen out of the air!

Xueyi:STOP MESSING AROUND!!!

Shihan:HELP!!!SOMEBODY!!!

Ruth:GUYS!CAN YOU HEAR ME?

Huiyu:Quick!Go without us before the whole building collapses!

Huiling:Are you CRAZY?WHAT IS THIS?THE TITANIC???

Yueyu:We need to get help!Quick!GET TO THE GROUND FLOOR BEFORE..

At that moment, five figures dashed up the flaming stairs.

Niou:Yui!It's the short little girl again...

Yueyu:WHO R YAH CALLING SHORT YOU PERVE???!!

Sanada:Are there still people up there?

Zuhairah:Yeah!4 of our friends are still up there!

Atobe:You have to be idiots or something to stay up there when you could seize the chance to get a closer look at me on the ground floor...

Ruth:OH SHUT YR BEANBAG!!!

Sanada:Never fear!We'll save them!

Atobe:Yeah...or Oshitari will never let me hear the end of this...

Fuji:Stop talking!Break down that beam!Clear a path!

Tezuka:Leave it to me!...TEZUKA ZOONNNEE.....

A flash of golden light flashed in the stairwell, and all of a sudden, an unnatural wind began blowing in the air. Objects began to fly towards Tezuka, who beat them away with his tennis racket skilfully.

Niou:Grab onto the railings or you'll be sucked into Tezuka's zone like a whirlpool!Follow me!

As the girls followed Niou down the stairs, the blazing beam suddenly jolted, then flew towards Tezuka like an arrow, following the wind emmiting from Tezuka zone. Meanwhile...

Sihui:What was that flash of golden light?

Huiyu:Dunno, dun care!Quick!Grab that piece of wood lying over there!

Shihan:What for?

Huiyu:Try to push the beam aside!

Xueyi:Everyone!Push with all your strength!

But just then...

Atobe:I won't let you take all the glory...RONDO TOWARDS DESTRUCTION!!!

With a slice of his tennis racket, he sliced a tennis ball towards the beam, cutting it neatly into half and clearing the way. At that moment, Huiyu, who had been leaning heavily against the wooden pole, trying to break a way through fell through the open doorway.

Huiyu:AAAH!!!

Atobe:AAAH!!!

CRASH!!

Fuji:Are you alright?

Atobe:Opf...you're too heavy...get off...

Huiyu:A fine gentleman YOU are!

Atobe:Arguh!You dirtied my uniform!

Sanada:Stop squabbling!Get to safety at once!

Xueyi:Quick!The building's coming down!

Fuji:Here, let me help you...

He extended one hand towards Shihan, who grasped his strong, nimble fingers gratefully.

Shihan:Thanks!

Fuji:That's nothing...wow, your fingers are really pretty!

Shihan:Really?No lah, I just play the piano.That's all.

Fuji:Lah?

Shihan:Oh, that's Singlish.

Fuji:Er...right then.Shall we run faster Lah?Miss...

Shihan:Shihan. And you dun use lah after every sentence. Maybe I'll teach you...

Atobe:Oh man...my work!All gone up in smoke!

Huiyu:Dun take it too hard...it's OUR school anyway

Atobe:I'm not upset about the school!I can build it all up by tomorrow at most!I'm talking about my plan for the tennis club members.

Huiyu:What plan?

Atobe:My plan to stop them from falling in love with doofuses like YOU in Singapore!I picked this school because my contacts said that they had the least number of pretty girls in...

Huiyu:HEY!!!

At that moment, all seven of them burst out of the burning staircase, panting and wheezing, but safe.

Sihui:Tezuka!You're alright!

Huiling:Sanada!Your hat's on fire!

Sanada:AAAAHHH!!!

Fuji:Dun make such a fuss lah.Just throw it away loh!

Shihan:You're learning well!

As he school fussed over the students who had just escaped from the fire and Inui dowsed the flames with his pecial Inui juice 4.1, Huiyu and Atobe stood grimly next to each other, studying their comrades chattering happily with each other.

Atobe:Singapore's not as boring as i imagined.

Huiyu:Yeah...and you're an even bigger jerk than I imagined.

Atobe:WHAT DID YOU SAY???

As the two quarrelled happily away, none of them were aware of the three pairs of eyes which glinted evily behind the bushes...or their tennis rackets shininh eeriely in the light of the sun...

TO BE CONTINUED

2009-12-28T03:23:00.000-08:00

Okk...Public Apology time...
SORRY EVERYONE!!!
actually only to Xueyi,Shihan,Sihui and Huiyu...

I went to Battam frm last Sat till tday, which is Mon and I KNOW!!!We were supposed to meet at 9.10 at Yewtee...bt I WAS IN BATAAM!!!
I only reached my place at around 6.30 in the evening.We travel by boat and that's not as fast as the airplane...(although I loved feeling the wind through my hair...and seeing the endless waves...)HOLD ON!THIS IS A PUBLIC APOLOGY! NOT A BATAAM TRIP SUMMARY!!!

I'm sorry for making you guys wait so long for me...and I never turned up...
I'm sorry
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P.S I didn't copy and paste all the I'm sorries...

Huiyu,gd for you!You finally turned up!
Sihui, sorry for making u message me so many times...
Shihan, thanks for forgiving me
Xueyi...FORGIVE MEEEE!!!!

P.s.s I DID send Shihan and Sihui a message before the project day in bold red letters.My tagboard also shows me and my friends tagging happily away from Bataam tday...

2009-12-23T01:25:00.001-08:00

TURBULANCE! PART TWO OF THE ATOBE ARC

Science class in 4L1...all is calm and mild as Miss Aza continues to teach...

Miss Aza:So you see, spinial and cranial fluids are...

Huiyu:YAWN...Boring! Zuhairah:...wonder if I can see that tall guy with the glasses again...

Ruth:Who knows...and Sihui's looking really spaced out.She keeps looking outta the window..

Sihui:Tezuka... Kunimitsu...

*Tezuka

Everyone:...she's in love

Meanwhile Xueyi and Oshitari were busy discussing spinial and cranial fluids happily behind

them.

*Oshitari

Xueyi:Cranial and spinal fluids contain all kinds of viruses...

Oshitari:All which can be passed on during death so...

Xueyi and Oshitari: During death the corpse has to be disposed of immediately!

Xueyi:BURNED!BURNT TO ASHES!!!

Oshitari:NO!VAPOURISED!WE NEED TO RESPECT THE DEAD!!!

Everyone:...they've got it bad too...

Huiling:Ever since those weird guys came into our school, things have been going from bad to worse!

Huiyu:Yeah...hate that stupid silver-haired guy with the mole...

*Atobe

Eileen:Are you talking about Atobe-sama?

Yueyu:Whoa...yeah.

Yanlin:He's so hot!!!He started a tennis club in this school, and he beat our netball coach yesterday!

Ruth:TENNIS CLUB???

Huiling:HE BEAT OUR NETBALL COACH!!!???

Zuhairah:Tall guy with specs...

Miss Aza:SHUT UP!YOU'RE TOO NOISY!!!

Suddenly, three guys pop up outside the classroom...

Tommy:Who's that?

Shanice:They look really...nice...

The first guy, a tall stern young man wearing a baseball hat steps up to Miss Aza, holding a note.

*Sanada's the one with the hat

Oshitari:It's Sanada from 4T1!

Huiyu:Ooh...he looks cool...

Ruth:You must be blind my dear...

Huiling:Whoa...

Sanada:Is anyone in this class interested in joining the new tennis club?It's only for boys though...
Girls:AAAWWW!!!

Sanada:Hang on...

Looks down at the note again.

Sanada:It says here that girls are welcomed as cheerleaders...

Yanlin,Eileen,Charis:I WANNA JOIN!!!

Huiyu:ME TOO!

Another guy behind steps into view.His face is being blocked by a teetering tower of forms.

Guy:Well,if you want to join us just get a form from me...WHOA!

Suddenly a gust of wind blows into the classroom, scattering the forms all over the place, revealing a stunned, almost feminine looking boy with blue hair and porcelain skin.

*Yukimura and Kirihara

P.S Kirihara's the curly-haired one.YOU WILL MEET HIM LATER

Yueyu:Oh wow...

Oshitari:That's Yukimura...now he's in for trouble...

Immediately, every girl who wans't mooning over some Korean pop star or guy in school began running around the classroom, picking up the forms.

Yanlin:Here's your forms!

Elvina:Get lost...here are your forms!

Sihui: Tezuka...Kuminitsu...

Ruth:Sheesh...lucky I'm addicted to Heechul.

Sanada:Girls...leave my comrade alone...HEY!Those forms are for boys!You can't take one!!!...WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT HAS YUKIMURA'S SCENT ON IT???

Miss Aza:CLASS!!!

The third guy steps into view...

Everyone:ARRRGGUHH!It's the principal!

Mr Lee glares sternly at the classroom with an expression of scorn and disdain.

Mr Lee:What are you imbeciles doing?Preparing for O'levels???What does mooning over some guy with blue hair help you pass your exams?

Yukimura:...what's wrong with my blue hair?

Mr Lee:STOP FANTACIZING OVER HIM AND GET TO WORK!!!

The entire class returns the forms to Yukimura and hurries back to their seats. Mr Lee coughs and glances meaningfully at Yueyu.

Mr Lee:And you boys will do well to get into the Tennis club.It'll improve your brains losers...oops!I mean kids...

Every guy in class nods in unison and rushes foward to get a form.

Xueyi:...I smell a rat.

Ruth:Yeah...why's Mr Lee so short?

Oshitari:hahahaha...

Huiling:That guy with the hat...he's so cool...

Shihan:Someone please stop her...

Oshitari:hahaha...

Zuhairah:I wanna meet that tall guy with the squarish glasses!

Oshitari:hahaha...

Everyone:WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING FOR?

Oshitari wipes his glasses free of tears and smiles at Mr Lee.

Oshitari:That's not Mr Lee, it's Niou, from, from Sanada's team...he's a trickster.

Huiyu:WHAT???

Yueyu:...is he a perve as well?Why does he keep looking at me?

Oshitari:Shoot...Niou always had a thing for girls shorter than him...

Yueyu leaps to her feet, incandescent with rage.

Huiling:QUICK!Hold her down!

Ruth:She's gone into hyper-Yueyu mode!

Yueyu:...You called me short...now prepare to die...

Xueyi:WAIT!It's all a misunderstanding!!!

Meanwhile outside the classroom, the trio smiles discreetly at each other.As they walk pass a classroom, Mr Lee transforms into a tall, lean boy with spiky white hair and a mischievous expression.

*Niou

Yukimura:Girls are all scary, whether they're in Tokyo or Singapore...

Niou:Yeah...and people are still stupid...

Sanada:Watch your language Niou!

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The next day, the 4L1 crew arrives at the school gate just in time a witness an extraordinary sight.

Huiyu:What the...

A white limo twice as long as the ones Hollywood movie stars used, with twelve doors pulled in front of the gates.A chaffeur decked a red and gold livery jumped out and ran to open one of the doors.Two figures walked out, the first one swaggering as he walked. The latter tall and broad as an Oak tree.

Huiyu:HEY!IT'S THAT JERK AGAIN!!!

A million girls lining up in front of the school:ATOBE!~ATOBE!~ATOBE!

Mr Lee:...WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?

A million guys lining up beside the car, admiring its paintwork:ATOBE!~ATOBE!~ATOBE!~

Xueyi:...I think we need to transfer to Swiss cottage or some other school...

Shihan:Grab your bags

Atobe smirks as he continues swaggering into the school.Suddenly, he snaps his fingers.

Atobe:Be awed at the sight of my prowess!

School:AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Sihui:Oh brother…

Suddenly from the car bounds about ten more boys.

Oshitari:Oh…we’re here!HI!

Yukimura:Uh oh…fan girls…

Sanada:Get a hold of yourself Yukimura!

Inui:The chances of fan girls air bombing us are 99.98768%

*The one with glasses is Inui

Zuhairah:It’s the tall guy!

Tezuka and Niou step out from the last carriage and scan the crowd.Niou spots Yueyu and a gleam lights up in his eyes.

Niou:Yui!

Yueyu:…I think he’s talking to me…

Sihui:!!!Tezuka Kunimitsu!Ohayo gozaimasu!

Tezuka bows towards her direction and smiles slightly.

???:OH WOW!TEZUKA’S SMILING!

A boy with incredibly curly black hair steps into view with another taller, smiling guy in his tow.

Sanada:Kirihara!Be polite!

Kirihara:But I’ve never seen Tezuka smile before?He must really like…

Tezuka:TEZUKA REVERSE ZOOONNNEEE!!!

A flash of golden light envelopes him and a gust of wind staggers Kirihara until he falls on his butt.

Kirihara:Ouch…Sorry senpai!

The taller, smiling guy grins on happily at the crowd, then turns to Atobe.

*Fuji

???:Thanks for driving us here Atobe.

Atobe(smirks):It was my pleasure Fuji.

Shihan:Wow…more hot guys!

Huiling:Yeah…let’s just forget about transferring or migrating.

Sihui:Tezuka…Kunimitsu…

Yueyu:That perve’s still looking at me!

Zuhairah:Tall guy…

Huiyu:GGrrr…Atobe…you jerk…

Ruth:…lucky I’m addicted to Heechul…

At that moment, the last two guys turn towards the direction of the school…

Ruth:???

???:Oy, Kaidoh!You’re too close!

Kaidoh:SSSsss…shut up Momoshiro!

*Momo

Ruth:Momoshiro?

Huiyu:WHAT!YOU’RE IN LOVE WITH THAT GUY???

Ruth:No you ninny, he looks like a childhood friend…wonder if he cries when he rides a speed boat too…

Kaidoh:SSSsss…so many people here…

Momoshiro:Yeah…THEY MUST BE MY WELCOME COMMITEE!!!

*Kaidoh

Kaidoh: You wish…loser…

Momoshiro:You want a piece of me?...OH! HEY EVERYONE! I’M MOMOSHIRO TAKESHI! BUT JUST CALL ME MOMO!!!

Fuji:Calm down Momo…

Tezuka:…run ten laps around the field…

Momo:Really?

Oishi:Even the regulars?

Tezuka:Yes. Everyone, even from the other schools…where did you come from Oishi?

Oishi, a gentle, rather muddled looking guy with a tight black cap looks surprised.

*Oishi

Oishi:I’m here to make sure you guys don’t get away in Singapore.

Kirihara:BUT COACH DIDN’T SEND YOU!

Oishi:That’s why I hid in the cargo section on the plane!:)

Tezuka:…run FIFTY laps around the field Oishi…

Sanada:Hey!Why do WE have to run ten laps?

Atobe: Hahaha!Run with the full vigour of your youth!

Mr Lee:Will someone please listen to me?...

Tezuka:You’re running too Atobe.

Atobe:WHAT???You run!No no…Kabaji?

Next to him, the tall oak-looking guy nods.

Kabaji:Usu.

*Kabaji'sbehind Atobe

Atobe:Run for me…

Tezuka:JUST RUN!YOU MORON!

Ruth:Did I mention this year was about to get interesting?
_________________________________
TO BE CONTINUED

2009-12-22T18:15:00.000-08:00

TURBULANCE! PART TWO OF THE ATOBE ARC!

Science class in 4L1...all is calm and mild as Miss Aza continues to teach...

Miss Aza:So you see, spinial and cranial fluids are...

Huiyu:YAWN...Boring!

Zuhairah:...wonder if I can see that tall guy with the glasses again...

Ruth:Who knows...and Sihui's looking really spaced out.She keeps looking outta the window..

Sihui:Tezuka... Kunimitsu...

Everyone:...she's in love

Meanwhile Xueyi and Oshitari were busy discussing spinial and cranial fluids happily behind them.

Xueyi:Cranial and spinal fluids contain all kinds of viruses...

Oshitari:All which can be passed on during death so...

Xueyi and Oshitari: During death the corpse has to be disposed of immediately!

Xueyi:BURNED!BURNT TO ASHES!!!

Oshitari:NO!VAPOURISED!WE NEED TO RESPECT THE DEAD!!!

Everyone:...they've got it bad too...

Huiling:Ever since those weird guys came into our school, things have been going from bad to worse!

Huiyu:Yeah...hate that stupid silver-haired guy with the mole...

Eileen:Are you talking about Atobe-sama?

Yueyu:Whoa...yeah.

Yanlin:He's so hot!!!He started a tennis club in this school, and he beat our netball coach yesterday!

Ruth:TENNIS CLUB???

Huiling:HE BEAT OUR NETBALL COACH!!!???

Zuhairah:Tall guy with specs...

Miss Aza:SHUT UP!YOU'RE TOO NOISY!!!

Suddenly, three guys pop up outside the classroom...

Tommy:Who's that?

Shanice:They look really...scary...

The first guy, a tall stern young man wearing a baseball hat steps up to Miss Aza, holding a note.

Oshitari:It's Sanada from 4T1!

Huiyu:Ooh...he looks cool...

Ruth:You must be blind my dear...

Huiling:Whoa...

Sanada:Is anyone in this class interested in joining the new tennis club?It's only for boys though...

Girls:AAAWWW!!!

Sanada:Hang on...

Looks down at the note again.

Sanada:It says here that girls are welcomed as cheerleaders...

Yanlin,Eileen,Charis:I WANNA JOIN!!!

Huiyu:ME TOO!

Another guy behind steps into view.His face is being blocked by a teetering tower of forms.

Guy:Well,if you want to join us just get a form from me...WHOA!

Suddenly a gust of wind blows into the classroom, scattering the forms all over the place, revealing a stunned, almost feminine looking boy with blue hair and porcelain skin.

Yueyu:Oh wow...

Oshitari:That's Yukimura...now he's in for trouble...

Immediately, every girl who wans't mooning over some Korean pop star or guy in school began running around the classroom, picking up the forms.

Yanlin:Here's your forms!

Elvina:Get lost...here are your forms!

Sihui: Tezuka...Kuminitsu...

Ruth:Sheesh...lucky I'm addicted to Heechul.

Sanada:Girls...leave my comrade alone...HEY!Those forms are for boys!You can't take one!!!...WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT HAS YUKIMURA'S SCENT ON IT???

Miss Aza:CLASS!!!

The third guy steps into view...

Everyone:ARRRGGUHH!It's the principal!

Mr Lee glares sternly at the classroom with an expression of scorn and disdain.

Mr Lee:What are you imbeciles doing?Preparing for O'levels???What does mooning over some guy with blue hair help you pass your exams?

Yukimura:...what's wrong with my blue hair?

Mr Lee:STOP FANTACIZING OVER HIM AND GET TO WORK!!!

The entire class returns the forms to Yukimura and hurries back to their seats. Mr Lee coughs and glances meaningfully at Yueyu.

Mr Lee:And you boys will do well to get into the Tennis club.It'll improve your brains losers...oops!I mean kids...

Every guy in class nods in unison and rushes foward to get a form.

Xueyi:...I smell a rat.

Ruth:Yeah...why's Mr Lee so short?

Oshitari:hahahaha...

Huiling:That guy with the hat...he's so cool...

Shihan:Someone please stop her...

Oshitari:hahaha...

Zuhairah:I wanna meet that tall guy with the squarish glasses!

Oshitari:hahaha...

Everyone:WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING FOR?

Oshitari wipes his glasses free of tears and smiles at Mr Lee.

Oshitari:That's not Mr Lee, it's Niou, from, from Sanada's team...he's a trickster.

Huiyu:WHAT???

Yueyu:...is he a perve as well?Why does he keep looking at me?

Oshitari:Shoot...Niou always had a thing for girls shorter than him...

Yueyu leaps to her feet, incandescent with rage.

Huiling:QUICK!Hold her down!

Ruth:She's gone into hyper-Yueyu mode!

Yueyu:...You called me short...now prepare to die...

Xueyi:WAIT!It's all a misunderstanding!!!

Meanwhile outside the classroom, the trio smiles discreetly at each other.As they walk pass a classroom, Mr Lee transforms into a tall, lean boy with spiky white hair and a mischievous expression.

Yukimura:Girls are all scary, whether they're in Tokyo or Singapore...

Niou:Yeah...and people are still stupid...

Sanada:Watch your language Niou!

++++++++++++++++

The next day, the 4L1 crew arrives at the school gate just in time a witness an extraordinary sight.

Huiyu:What the...

A white limo twice as long as the ones Hollywood movie stars used, with twelve doors pulled in front of the gates.A chaffeur decked a red and gold livery jumped out and ran to open one of the doors.Two figures walked out, the first one swaggering as he walked. The latter tall and broad as an Oak tree.

Huiyu:HEY!IT'S THAT JERK AGAIN!!!

A million girls lining up in front of the school:ATOBE!ATOBE!ATOBE!

2009-12-19T21:59:00.000-08:00

Okk...This is happening all over again...
I start a story, then refuse to finish it...WATS WRONG WITH ME???
P.S...Talking abt the ATOBE story...
Okk..So I just got back frm JYF camp, and then I missed 3 days of C.O because of it...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Yeah.The camp was pretty ok...it was held at Aloha chalet next to the beach.They booked two chalets. One 4 the girls and the other 4 the guys. The area was populated by green and orange parrots and a family of orange and white cats!There was a big female and 5 adorable little kittens.Spent half the time there playing with the little kitties...SO CUTE!!!

After 4 days of no computer and TV, I'm using them whenever I can.Funniest thing that happened there was the keyboard...We brought one there so the pianists can play it during the singspiration, but when we got there, we realised it was totally CONKED.So I didn't get to play the piano for 4 days either...

I was the leader of this group called DOETH along with BRAM. But he was in Taiwan and only came back on the second day of the camp so I was left handling everything. Our group cheer was really funny.

I yell "DOETH!"
we clap two times
yell "DOETH" again
we clap two times again
I yell one long "DDDOOOEEETTHHH!!!!"
and then we all go...
BANZAI!!!

Cool right?
Nearly died of dehydration there though...Didn't know group member WEILUN, the hta-boy could make such good Chrysanthenum tea.It was really really nice...can't believe he really came up with it...

OH YEAH! Qiuru came up with a really great mass dance along with the song "I belive" or something...There was the Super Junior Sorry sorry moves inside, and Girls Generation's moves inside...dunno which one...the one where you fold one leg up and point at someone with two fingers.

BTW, I think Girl's Generations' shorts are really SHORT.The perves were all staring at their endless legs at Lot 1 when they played the video at a TV sale...

Yesterday JYF,YF and F1 joined for a Christmas party.Very funny. Had Don't forget the lyrics, then Gen Xian and clarice sang a song together on stage...Before that Enen's mum and dad treated some of us to Fish and Co...ok...the food was passable, but the prices were ridiculous, $13.90 for fish and chips...0_o

Then there was this really long queue outside where crazy fan girls were all lining up to buy FT Island tickets...the queue was so long I nearly died trying to follow it...saw boyfriends helping their girlfriends chope places in the queue...A whole lot of kiasu girls lined up there before the ticket sales even started.LOL

At Fish and Co we tortured Hannah by reminding her how ole she was. She just finished A levels. Enen was saying "I won't call you old again Hannah" so I opened my big mouth and said..."Yeah.You're ancient"...

P.S, notice how I spread out my paragraphs to make this easier to read?

Anyways...this week's been fun...I will finish the Atobe story soon, when I'm using my own com.This is my cousin's.

BYE

2009-12-08T18:42:00.000-08:00

This makes my christmas song so much easier to remember...

On the first day of christmas my true love sent to me...

A PSP in a Pear tree...

On the second day of christmas my true love sent to me...two D.Gray man calendars and

a PSP in a Pear tree!!!

On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me...

3 tennis rackets

2 D.Gray man calendars

and a PSP in a Pear tree!!!!

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me...

4 Corgi puppies

3 tennis rackets

2 D.Gray man calenders

and a PSP in a pear tree!!!

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me...

5 rolex watches

4 Corgi puppies

3 tennis rackets

2 D.gray man Calenders

and a PSP in a Pear tree!!!

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me...

6 bottles of champagne

5 rolex watches

4 Corgi puppies

3 tennis rackets

2 D.gray man calenders

and a PSP in a Pear tree!!

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me...

7 MP3s

6 bottles of champagne

5 rolex watches

4 Corgi puppies

3 tennis rackets

2 D.Gray man calenders

and a PSP in a Pear tree!!!

On the eigth day of Christmas my true love sent to me...

8 IMAC laptops

7 MP3s

6 bottles of champagne

5 Rolex watches

4 Corgi puppies

3 tennis rackets

2 D.Gray man calenders

and a PSP in a Pear tree!!!

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me...

9 sets of COSPLAY

8 IMAC laptops

7 MP3s

6 bottles of Champagne

5 Rolex watches

4 Corgi puppies

3 tennis rackets

2 D.Gray man calenders

and a PSP in a Pear tree!!!

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me...

10 pure-white pianos

9 sets of COSPLAY

8 IMAC laptops

7 MP3s

6 bottles of Champagne

5 Rolex watches

4 Corgi puppies

3 tennis rackets

2 D.Gray man calenders

and a PSP in a Pear tree!!!

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me...

11 tickets to Japan

10 pure-white pianos

9 sets of cosplay

8 IMAC laptops

7 MP3s

6 bottles of Champagne

5 Rolex watches

4 Corgi puppies

3 tennis rackets

2 D.Gray man calendars

and a PSP in a Pear tree!!!!

On the twelth day of Christmas my true love sent to me....

12 new friends

11 tickets to Japan

10 pure-white pianos

9 sets of cosplay

8 IMAC laptops

7 MP3s

6 bottles of Champagne

5 Rolex watches

4 Corgi puppies

3 tennis rackets

2 D.Gray man calendars

and a PSP in a Pear tree!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-12-08T17:29:00.000-08:00

In order.

1st row:Ryoma, Tezuka and Fuji

2nd row: Oishi, Kikumaru, Momoshiro

3rd row:Inui,Kaidoh and Kawamura

Ok..SERIOUS NOW...the real meaning of this post...

I AM GOING TO FREAKING DIE!!!

Why???

CAUSE JYF CAMP IS COMING!!!AND I CAN'T FIND A SLEEPING BAG 4 MY SIS!

and also because I'm in charge of the music department so I need to get the worship leaders to email me their songs...and only three plus people came up with it...

its times like this I feel like screaming...

BRAM!!!GET BACK TO SINGAPORE THIS INSTANT AND HELP MMMMEEE!!!

2009-12-02T17:06:00.000-08:00

OK!!!THIS IS WAT U'VE ALL BEEN WAITING 4!!!!

TURBULENCE! THE BPGHS ATOBE!

The beginning of Sec 4 at BPGHS marked the start of the path of destruction...O'LEVELS. Unknown to the unwitting cohort however...something was going to shake the entire school to its very foundations...

First day back at BPGHS, 4L1 classroom...

Zuhairah:AAAH!!!Haven't touched AMATHS!(not true)

Ruth:AAAH!Haven't touched CHEM!(True)

SiHui:Haha...Do liao!

Xueyi: 可恶！You're some kind of superwoman...QUICK!HAND OVER YR AMATHS TEXTBK!!!

Everyone:SURRENDER IT!!

Sihui:AAAH!!(climbs onto the table and holds the book high over her head...)

RRRIIIINNNNGGG!!!!!

Sihui:Haha!Saved by the bell!

Shihan:Today assemble where?

Huiyu:Should be courtyard lah...

Xueyi:Hurry up!Later Siva start yelling at us again!

Minutes later of frantic pushing and shoving through crowds,4L1 managed to sneak to the back of the line in the courtyard.

Huiyu: Marikitaya...

Ruth:Psss...You're off tune!

Huiyu:AM NOT!

Siva:SILENCE YOU BABOONS!!

Huiling:Oh yeah...just remembered Siva went on a same course as Mr Lim...

Principal:Attention all students!Welcome back to BPGHS...blahblahblah...

Xueyi:Later Amaths 怎么办？

Yueyu:Oh...I finished already, can lend you if you want later,but my handwriting is...

Huiling:Yeah, I tell you...see her handwriting can die one..

Huiyu: Then yours very good meh?

Siva: HUIYU!Wat did the principal just say?(cracks knuckles)

Zuhairah:OOH! Cute guy at 12 o'clock!

Huiyu:Er...FT island just arrived in Singapore?

Siva:NO! He siad a student representative will now be giving the school a welcoming speech!PAY ATTENTION!

The entire school looked on in a mixture of boredom and lethargy, each of them thinking only about their stacks of uncompleted homework...apart from the smart freaks of course...A tall imposing guy with wavy silver hair and sharp, fiercely intelligent eyes hopped gracefully onto stage.He smiled condescendingly at the principal and grabbed the mike.

Shihan:Never seen him before...He's gorgeous!

Xueyi:Er...He kinda reminds me of someone...

Ruth:Huiyu?...OW!

Huiyu:He looks like a foreigner or something...Hey!There's like a whole gang of guys standing behind the podium too!

Siva:If I have to tell you girls to shut up again, I'm landing the entire lot of you in detention!Talk!Talk!Talk! like old aunties!

Principal:The new senior representative...Atobe-Keigo...

Atobe:All right,I'll say one thing straight off.

4T classes: HE IGNORED THE PRINCIPAL!!!

Atobe:From this day, I in my greatness...

PAUSE,THEN SILENCE...

Atobe:AM THE KING OF BUKIT PANJANG GOVERNMENT HIGH!

Stunned silence...the microphone screeches...The principal and teachers are left gaping at Atobe.

Atobe:I've arranged for the very best conditions here at Bukit panjang High...Whether you make use of them or disdain them is up to you lot.

Huiling:Huh?

Everyone:SSSHHH!!!

Atobe:DON'T LET YOURSELVES GO TO WASTE! TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOU ACADEMIC LIFE INTO YOUR OWN HANDS!MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

The entire school looks on in astonishment as he continues to laugh like a maniac. Meanwhile, every guy who has a crush on someone in school glares at Atobe with pure hatred...

Sometime later that day...

Zuhairah:That was an awesome speech!

Ruth:Shoosh!I can't understand this Maths sum at all!

Huiyu:To see Ruth lim bring Maths down during recess...WOAH!

Ruth:Do you have a death wish my dear?

Xueyi:Maths is fun!

Ruth:...now she sounds like a psychopath...OW!!

Somebody:The answer's 3x over 2pqrx.

Everyone:ARGUH!

A tanned, rather handsome guy with long, messy hair the colour of midnight shoved the pair of round-framed glasses up his nose. He had been bending over Ruth's shoulder...which just tells u how incredibly short she is...

Huiling:Who the heck are you!

Shihan:Back off you perve! I know kungfu!

The guy: Woah!Relax! I'm Oshitari...a new student. You heard my bud on the podium just now rite?

Ruth:Erm...yeah...Thanks 4 yr help...

Oshitari:Anything for Maths! I love Maths!

Huiyu:Me too!

Xueyi(wisely): Maths is not only fun, its important.

Ruth: Oh PULEAZE!!!

Oshitari(smiles): I agree a lot with that statement...

A moment of silence falls between Xueyi and Oshitari...OW!DUN HIT ME!

Suddenly someone slams his hand down on Oshitari's shoulder, ruining the sweet moment between the two Maths-lovers....HARD.

Oshitari:OUCH!

Atobe:Here you are!And you told me you were checking out the local sights!

Huiyu:It's that guy from the podium!

Atobe:Oshitari,which class did they dump you in?(completely ignores Huiyu)

Oshitari:Right.4L1...haven't found it yet.I spent the first half of school in another class full of smart-asses...

Xueyi:We're from 4L1!

Oshitari(turns around):Really!GREAT!

Atobe looks on with a mixture of contempt and amusement.

Atobe:So you've found yourself a prom date.

Oshitari and Xueyi:WHAT!?NO!

Atobe:Well...have you girls seen the new facilities I equipped your punyschool with?

Huiyu:OUR SCHOOL'S NOT PUNY!(still angry at having been ignored)

Atobe:Yes it is...I had to knock down three blocks of flats next to it to widen it out...

Huiyu:THAT'S WHERE MY COUSIN'S LIVING U JERK!

Oshitari:Why don't we show each other around the school?

Xueyi:Great idea!Let's go people!

Oshitari:...I was hoping more like...ALONE?

Atobe(slaps him on the back again): Don't get any ideas Oshitari-kun!

Huiling:Let's GO!

Trailing behind Atobe, who still refused to aknowledge the seething Huiyu's prescence, the 4L1gang were led to various never-before-seen places in BPGHS.

Atobe: Here we set up a new cafeteria...

Everyone:WOAH!!!

A buffet table replaced the stores, stacked with all kinds of food ranging from Oriental to Local. The long benches and tables were gone. replaced by hundreds of round,redwood tables covered with satin tablecloths. Chandeliers and airconditioners hung from the ceiling and walls.

Ruth:...Our cafeteria's been replaced by a lunch hall...

Yueyu:It looks like a friggin high-class French restaurant!

Shihan:WAH!!!

Atobe:Let's move on!So many places, so little time...

They ascended onto the fourth floor...and realised that two additional floors had been added.There, they saw various classrooms all full of air-conditioners and laptops.The library was now stacked full of all kinds of comic books and novels ranging from the Twilight saga to Monochrome Factor and best of all...it was now three storeys high!

Huiyu:Malcolm's gonna be SOOO jealous!

Atobe:Who's Malcolm?

Huiyu:Woah...A friend?

Atobe(nods):Just wondering...

Next, they ventured into a audio-visual room that looked more like a cinema theatre and a gym equipped with all the latest technology...Huiling nearly fainted when she saw the three tennis courts in the field.

Atobe:Last stop...

Everyone:WOAH!!!!

The indoor sports hall had been enlarged, and sitting snugly inside was a heated olympic-size swimming pool.

Oshitari:You really did it this time...

Zuhairah;I WANNA SWIM!

Sihui:Someone better stop her before...

At that moment a tennis ball sailed into the air and landed...on Sihui's head. She stood there motionless for a moment, stunned, then pitched head-first into the pool.

Everyone:AAH!!!SIHUI!

Atobe:NO SHOES IN THE POOL!

Zuhairah:Not fair...I wanted to swim too...

Ruth:SAVE HER!!!I CAN'T SWIM!!!

Oshitari:Atobe!Jump in!You can swim can't you?

Atobe:No way!I just bought this uniform!

Huiyu:YOU MALE CHAUVINIST BOAR!!!

Suddenly, someone splashed into the pool and began swimming strongly towards Sihui, who was sinking like a stone down the 5 metre deep pool.

Oshitari:Isn't that Tezuka?

Atobe:How well...On with the tour!

Huiling:...someone should sue this guy.

Tezuka latched onto Sihui's arm and pulled her to safety. His golden-brown hair dripped over his steel-rimmed glasses as he tried to revive her.

Shihan:Another shuai ge!

Xueyi:IS THIS THE TIME TO BE THINKING THINGS LIKE THAT???

Tezuka:Atobe...merciless as ever...

Atobe:And WHO was the one who lobbed the ball so it hit the young lady in the first place?

Tezuka:INUI!

A outrageously tall senior with giantic square-framed glasses and spiked black hair rushed over, his face an expressionless mask.In his hand, he held a glass of suspicious black liquid.

Inui:Try this...Inui juice 4.1...

The 4L1 girls looked on in fear as Sihui swallowed the sticky liquid...Zuhairah was gaping at Inui as if he was an angel.

Zuhairah:So tall...

Huiyu:Don't even think about it...

Seconds later, Sihui's eyes flashed open.

Sihui:AAARRRGGGUUUHH!!!!!

Oshitari:It worked!

Tezuka:Thank heavens!Are you okay

Sihui's eyes widened for a split second, then her face regained its cool expression

Sihui:Thank you very much...

Tezuka:Don't mention it...

Another moment of silence passed between the two dripping figures..

Ruth:This year's gonna become REALLY interesting...

IN ORDER...
OSHITARI
TEZUKA
INUI...
STAY TUNED...

2009-11-29T18:54:00.001-08:00

ALRIGHT!!!DUN KILL ME!!!

Welcome to the montly P.O.T(prince of tennis) pairing up with people I know session!

This session is for those in 3L1!

ENJOY!!!

First pair...

TEZUKA AND SIHUI!!!

Why?

Tezuka is ultra smart...capable of scaring and correcting teachers' mistakes...Sihui is a genius who like Tezuka doesn't have time to tolerate the mistakes of others!

PLUS THEY BOTH WEAR GLASSES! Isn't That GREAT!!

Second pair...

RYOGA ECHIZEN AND HUILING!!

k.k...so I know when I get back to skool she's gonna skin me alive but they really match!

Both are sporty, competitive and er...really confident about what they love doing...like sports. They also dun seem to care abt half the world...(teachers)

Third pair!

MASAHARU NIOU and YUEYU!!!

Why?kk...Niou's a trickster who constantly surprises people so Yueyu...with her capricious sense of humour will get along with him really well! Besides, I can see him popping into Yueyu's CCA room dressed as the principal and telling her teacher that she's being excused becaue some great,great,great,great grandaunt just died and they'll go off laughing together!(Niou wears masks)

Far-fetched but c'mon!

Fourth pair!

FUJI and SHIHAN!

I bet she's screaming right now...Fuji's the 2nd most popular guy in P.O.T...

Why?

He's nice, gentle and kind...but rather sadistic because he enjoys watching people in distress...Shihan likes gentlemen who look really nice, and have a little dash of evil in them so...TADAH!Consider this yr birthday present!

Fifth pair...

YUSHI OSHITARI and XUEYI!

er...she's gonna FRY ME when she sees this but cmon!

Oshitari's a genius, and he's a little eccentric because he wears no-degree glasses because he wants to look smart...that little quirk should satisfy Xueyi,besides!

I can hear them both debating over one thing or another,each being really set on their own views, and trying to outdo each other!

...not enough to placate u ah...Xueyi?

last pair...

KEIGO ATOBE and HUIYU!!!

why?

Cause he's a narcicist who's the 'king' of the school and Huiyu acts like the lady Empress of our class...ARGUH!DUN KILL ME!!!THAT'S A GOOD THING!

Ok,jokes aside...

He's the most wanted guy in Hyotei academy and he plays the piano so he can serenade Huiyu or something.He's also really flamboyant so Huiyu can look forward to receiving a thousand bouquets during AMATHS or being picked up in a limo and a red carpet everyday!Did I mention he was also SUPER RICH?FORGET HYUN JOONG HUIYU!

2009-11-29T02:23:00.001-08:00

Ok...I'M FREAKING OUT!!!

JYF camp is in 15 days and I'm in the music and prayer group...which means I have to come up with a list of musicians and the songs we're gonna sing at the camp...

I arranged it with Bram already...BUT HE'S IN TAIWAN FOR HOLIDAY AND HE HASN'T SENT IT TO ME!!!

Everything's with him, so I dunno how to answer to my superiors...SHOOT!!!HELP ME GOD!

BRAM!!!!GET BACK FROM TAIWAN THIS INSTANT!!!

2009-11-25T06:08:00.000-08:00

AT LAST!!!WE'RE FINALLY GOING TO DO OUR CHINESE PROJECT!!!

2009-11-22T04:38:00.000-08:00

We're supposed to be doing Chinese project this week...and Sihui refuses to step into my house so we're ACTING WITHOUT HER!!!
Huiyu was supposed to send Xueyi a raft of the script but it never reached Xueyi...The story will now be outlined in this short series of smses...
But first things first..
THE CAST...
This is Xueyi(Ciel),the enraged Master of the project

This is Huiyu(Grell)The guy who was supposed to send in the draft but mysteriously disappeared

This is Sihui(Lau) who refuses to step into my house...

This is Shihan(Maylene), a star character in the filming...who COULDN'T COME SO WE HAD TO CALL OFF THE ENTIRE FRICKIN' THING!

And last of all comes ME!The REALLY REALLY pissed-off RUTH(Sebastein).Loyal butler of Xueyi,(the guy with the blue eyes...)

Here we go!

Xueyi(Ciel):I feel like Ciel today.Sebastein,send me the draft!It's an order!

Ruth(Sebastein):Er...Huiyu(Grell) has yet to send me the draft.Shall I ENCOURAGE her to step on it?(takes out a knife)

Xueyi(Ciel):Why not a fork?

Ruth(Sebastein):Prince Soma is busy building a sculpture of an elephant with all your cutlery in the drawing room.Shall I dispose of him my lord?

Xueyi(Ciel):Do it now!

Ruth(Sebastein):Enjoy your tea master.Farewell!Shall I plunge the knife into her heart if she refuses?

Xueyi(Ciel):Do it!It's an order!Kill her if she doesn't do it!

Sebastein messages Grell...

Ruth(Sebastein):Where's the draft?Do not test the limits of my master's patience.(unshealths a knife)

Seconds later...

Ruth(Sebastein):Grell has mysteriously disappeared from the human world.

Xueyi(Ciel):He might be hiding!Use your charm to find him! He's attracted to you.Anyway,pls inform me of the things needed to be brought on Monday. I need the script from Grell right away!If not it will affect our work on Monday!

Ruth(Sebastein):Grell will provide the script by tmr morning.Meanwhile, would you like a cup of Earl Grey tea?

Minutes later...

Ruth(Sebastein):Grell will be sending the draft to Maylene(Shihan) who will send it to you by 11 the next morning.

Xueyi(Ciel):Until then I shall enjoy my hundreds of comic books.Make sure it reaches me on time or I won't be able to finish it on time!Remind Grell that she'll be waiting for us at 10.30 at Lot1 and tell her to bring any props she may be holdng.

The next day...

Xueyi(Ciel):Maylene didn't send me Grell's work!

Ruth(Sebastein):...I tire of their idiocricies...Grell will be trying again later in the morning.

Xueyi(Ciel):What about killing Grell in front of me!Is Grell coming tmr?

Ruth(Sebastein):Yes my lord.How should I do it?And the draft's with Grell you know...

Xueyi(Ciel):Right in front of my eyes, I want to see Grell die at your hands,Sebastein.I shall allow him to live another day

Ruth(Sebastein):Wat about Maylene?

Xueyi(Ciel):Yes.Before my eyes too!

Note:In the end thanks to Grell's missing script and Maylene's absense, we couldn't do the project on monday...

THE END

2009-11-19T05:04:00.000-08:00

Dunno why nowadays keep blogging...nothing to do ah?Wasting electricity...

I KNOW U R OUT THERE XUEYI!(she's not tagging me...)

Anyways...I just realised that Prince of Tennis is chock full of...erhmmm...eye-candy.So HUIYU, erhmm...maybe u should watch it...Ahahaha...

Today we went walking around IMM,bought a lot of stuff from daiSO,then went walking around more because it was raining.Sihui...wanted to go home,but I didn't, so I kinda insisted we zhuan quan quan around the building.Bought a muffler with monochrome checks.FEELS CHRISTMASY!

Yeah, had fun there.our dress code was black-and-white but Xueyi turned up in purple and Sihui was all in white.She looked really sophisticated!

To the JYF members...sorry...couldn't pull anyone with us to MARINA BARRAGE

Perhaps they are blind 0_o...

Turns out on Saturday we're gonna fly kites on the Marina barrage...wats the Marina Barrage anyway?...

HOOHOO!

Tmr is homework day.Been slacking a lot,but tmr I AM GONNA SLOG!

Nowadays a lot of things expose Singaporeans.The 9 o'clock drama on Channel 8 keeps talking about unfallial children migrating to Australia and children snatching money from parents.CURSED,I say...CURSED IS THE ONE WHO EXTORTS MONEY FROM HIS/HER OWN PARENTS!Another thing...Youtube is a scary place...read the comments by some people verbally assaulting each other and u will know.Then go to facebook and blogs and watch teens struggle for popularity and power.Sometimes,I feel like animals are more human than us.

THEREFORE,IN MY OPINION,

THE INTERNET SHOULD ONLY BE 4 WATCHING ANIME/MANGA!

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

<-Or better still,just keep studying like Allen